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Why on earth am I having religious dreams? I don't even believe in anything, so it's bugging me...

I had a wierd dream during a nap this afternoon. Usually I write the wierdest ones down afterwards so they're easier to remember. I saved this one for my journal.

It's my birthday and all sorts of people I haven't seen in years are visiting me at a huge house. For whatever reason, we go to the basement for drinks and board games. It's very cozy, like a chalet now. I learn one of my childhood friends is now married and they are having a baby. I get all jealous from this news (I always like to be first, but it is way too early for this one anyhow). I start wandering around the basement. Then my mom and dad are walking with me down one corridor, and it takes me to the centre of a big cathedral. It's so crowded. I can't sit next to them, so I sit on this pew that has quilted seats. After the beginning of the service, the priest walks into the people and chooses me to come up to the front with him. In front of everyone, he annoints me as the incarnation of God. Suddenly I have the ability to fly. Whoa. WTF?

Go ahead, tell me what this means...

Help: the following is verbatim from a really cheap dictionary for understanding dreams...

- Birthday: you crave attention or will soon have good luck.
- Church: you are seeking after inner peace and are concerned about ideals.
- Flying: you desire to have new experiences and see the world from a different standpoint.