ALL MY FRIENDS ARE LESBIANS....
Haha last night my friends and me came to a realization...almost all my friends are lesbian haha. Last night I was over at two of my best friends house, there was a total of six girls there, I'm the only guy and we are sitting around having drinks. Normally in this situation you might think dannng that guy is the man, someone is getting lucky tonight, or oh he must be gay...but im straight so right now most are think dannng that guy is the man or somone is getting lucky tonight! haha. However, that is not the case. As we are sitting around having our drinks two of my best friends, who also happen to be in a relationship together, start whispering to eachother. When they are done they look up and my friend Courtney says, "Mikie, we need to find you some hot straight friends cause everyone here is gay except for you!" We all kinda look around the room and realize, yup everyone here is lesbian.
I mean I have straight friends too, just no many and we dont hang out that often haha. When I moved up here to Seattle 2 years ago the first 2 friends I made are lesbian. They became absolutely the best friends I have made up here and we hang out almost everyday. We have become so close that they started calling us a family and calling me dad, and they got all depressed when my ex broke up with me last year because I would have to raise them by myself haha. I am only 3 years older so I dont know why they decided to call me dad. they have introduced me to almost alll the other friends I have made here...they just all happen to be lesbian as well haha.
So as a group they decided to make an effort to bring straight girls into the group. They are basically just trying to find people that could possibly be in a relationship with me because almost all of them also happen to be in a relationship and I'm not. My friend Caitlin, who is single also, who I hang out with almost everyday decided that she is going to make her and I shirts. Because we are both single, when we are not hanging out with the group of friends we are often hanging out just 1 on 1. So last night she decided we both must be having a hard time getting in a relationship because people probably think that we are in one already. So the solution is for her to make shirts...her's saying "Single - Gay" and mine saying "Single - Straight" and we wear them whenever we are hanging out haha! Anyways, I'm only on the computer because I'm being lazy today. I should probably be getting ready for the day cause I told Courtney and Aena I would go over and hang out all day since we have not gotten to do that in awhile and the day is almost already half over haha.
Haha last night my friends and me came to a realization...almost all my friends are lesbian haha. Last night I was over at two of my best friends house, there was a total of six girls there, I'm the only guy and we are sitting around having drinks. Normally in this situation you might think dannng that guy is the man, someone is getting lucky tonight, or oh he must be gay...but im straight so right now most are think dannng that guy is the man or somone is getting lucky tonight! haha. However, that is not the case. As we are sitting around having our drinks two of my best friends, who also happen to be in a relationship together, start whispering to eachother. When they are done they look up and my friend Courtney says, "Mikie, we need to find you some hot straight friends cause everyone here is gay except for you!" We all kinda look around the room and realize, yup everyone here is lesbian.
I mean I have straight friends too, just no many and we dont hang out that often haha. When I moved up here to Seattle 2 years ago the first 2 friends I made are lesbian. They became absolutely the best friends I have made up here and we hang out almost everyday. We have become so close that they started calling us a family and calling me dad, and they got all depressed when my ex broke up with me last year because I would have to raise them by myself haha. I am only 3 years older so I dont know why they decided to call me dad. they have introduced me to almost alll the other friends I have made here...they just all happen to be lesbian as well haha.
So as a group they decided to make an effort to bring straight girls into the group. They are basically just trying to find people that could possibly be in a relationship with me because almost all of them also happen to be in a relationship and I'm not. My friend Caitlin, who is single also, who I hang out with almost everyday decided that she is going to make her and I shirts. Because we are both single, when we are not hanging out with the group of friends we are often hanging out just 1 on 1. So last night she decided we both must be having a hard time getting in a relationship because people probably think that we are in one already. So the solution is for her to make shirts...her's saying "Single - Gay" and mine saying "Single - Straight" and we wear them whenever we are hanging out haha! Anyways, I'm only on the computer because I'm being lazy today. I should probably be getting ready for the day cause I told Courtney and Aena I would go over and hang out all day since we have not gotten to do that in awhile and the day is almost already half over haha.