muse25

Last night I went out for drinks with Tara...

we had a few drinks and a great chat...then she went off to use the bathroom....

so there I sit at the booth and i got bored, so I started fucking around with the table....making it wobble. Then I guess i yanked it too hard and it moved away from the wall...

and the table shifted and titled....making everything crash around me.

Cups, salt and pepper, ketchup, sugar packets, menu, two big metal signs that say "GOT BEER" and "NEED BEER"

I look up and everyone is stopped...

and looking at me.

I could only do one thing....

I threw my finger in the air and yelled "CHECK PLEASE!"

then Tara came out and gave me the look that says "Im not even going to ask."

(sigh)



anyway....has anyone heard the new Dane Cook CD? Its some funny shit.

bye for now