well I got hurt at work today....so Im goin to try to type this before I pass out. Dont worry...I'll live, and Im going back to work sunday morning bright and early.....
you know what they say....what doesnt kill ya....
NOW! Back to the FUN shit. I went to a sex toy party. Basicly I walked into a cramped house filled with chicks that I didnt know....but we were all there for one reason...and one reason only......
For the rubber cock extravaganza. This years new and improved line of sex toy.
DILDOS! VIBRATORS! ANAL PLUGS! CREAMS! LUBE! DOUBLE DONGS! REMOTE CONTROL VIBRATING PANTIES! COOCHIE SHAVE! BEADS! NIPPLE PLEASERS! ASS TICKLERS! DIRTY MOVIES! OILS! DILDOS! did I say dildos? BECAUSE THERE WHERE DOZENS!
(and for but a moment...I knew what heaven was like.....)
SO.....there we all sat...nibbling with anticipation on our cock head pens.....what a perfect time to break out the ice breakers. And we did what all gurls do to get to know each other......
We passed a 24inch black double dong to each other....using only our thighs and/or crotches.....
WHAT FUN!!!!
Then the toys came out of hiding. And of course we had to test them.....to start off slow....one gurl gave everyone a massage with a vibrator.....on our backs and neck....another gurl massaged shea butter on our arms and ran a vibrating rubber glove over our skin......
mmmmmm
Then three gurls put finger condoms on and went into the bathroom to apply "Nympho's Desire cream" on there clits.....cuz it feels nice. Meanwhile gurls are trying on Nipple Nibblers on their nipples...and lips. Yes, lips. Cuz it feeeeel goooooood.
The remote control panties were put on......but who has the remote?? It didnt matter...because in seconds....she was loving it. Why.....cuz it feels nice.
We each play with didldos that spun and tickled and lit up and twirled....some where so wide and long.....well...it made me blush.
and that is a feat in itself.
Of course I bought a ton of stuff.
The only thing that I'll share with you though.....is this ....
its called THE TOOTSIE POLE. isnt it cute? Its for putting in your purse. Theres a travel vibrator inside and I love it to death. This way when Im in traffic...I'll be the only one smiling.
and why????.........
mmmmm cuz i feels goooooood.
Now there was more at the party....but I cant sit anymore.....Im very tired and sore....and I need to try to get some rest. So I hope this journal doesnt blow....because Im not going back to fix it.
and if anyone wants to buy me "The Tongue II.".....well lets just say....you'll have a friend for life.
okay...Im taking my broken ass to bed. I'll check everyone journal sunday nihgt and say hello!
you know what they say....what doesnt kill ya....
NOW! Back to the FUN shit. I went to a sex toy party. Basicly I walked into a cramped house filled with chicks that I didnt know....but we were all there for one reason...and one reason only......
For the rubber cock extravaganza. This years new and improved line of sex toy.
DILDOS! VIBRATORS! ANAL PLUGS! CREAMS! LUBE! DOUBLE DONGS! REMOTE CONTROL VIBRATING PANTIES! COOCHIE SHAVE! BEADS! NIPPLE PLEASERS! ASS TICKLERS! DIRTY MOVIES! OILS! DILDOS! did I say dildos? BECAUSE THERE WHERE DOZENS!
(and for but a moment...I knew what heaven was like.....)
SO.....there we all sat...nibbling with anticipation on our cock head pens.....what a perfect time to break out the ice breakers. And we did what all gurls do to get to know each other......
We passed a 24inch black double dong to each other....using only our thighs and/or crotches.....
WHAT FUN!!!!
Then the toys came out of hiding. And of course we had to test them.....to start off slow....one gurl gave everyone a massage with a vibrator.....on our backs and neck....another gurl massaged shea butter on our arms and ran a vibrating rubber glove over our skin......
mmmmmm
Then three gurls put finger condoms on and went into the bathroom to apply "Nympho's Desire cream" on there clits.....cuz it feels nice. Meanwhile gurls are trying on Nipple Nibblers on their nipples...and lips. Yes, lips. Cuz it feeeeel goooooood.
The remote control panties were put on......but who has the remote?? It didnt matter...because in seconds....she was loving it. Why.....cuz it feels nice.
We each play with didldos that spun and tickled and lit up and twirled....some where so wide and long.....well...it made me blush.
and that is a feat in itself.
Of course I bought a ton of stuff.
The only thing that I'll share with you though.....is this ....
its called THE TOOTSIE POLE. isnt it cute? Its for putting in your purse. Theres a travel vibrator inside and I love it to death. This way when Im in traffic...I'll be the only one smiling.
and why????.........
mmmmm cuz i feels goooooood.
Now there was more at the party....but I cant sit anymore.....Im very tired and sore....and I need to try to get some rest. So I hope this journal doesnt blow....because Im not going back to fix it.
and if anyone wants to buy me "The Tongue II.".....well lets just say....you'll have a friend for life.
okay...Im taking my broken ass to bed. I'll check everyone journal sunday nihgt and say hello!
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Hope you recover quickly.