my new tiny little phone is designed to do everything except wipe my ass.....
actually, it might do that....but I may not have gotten to that chapter yet in my manual.
I cant figure out how to use my fucking phone......
my phone rings and Im diving for my manual on how to answer it.
DO you know theres a section in the manual on how to turn on your phone by saying "Wake up."!!!!
Im not kidding!
I feel like a primate when im holding the damn thing.....sniffing it and giving it a lick
then waving my arms over my head in frustration and going back to picking my butt......
look...I popped my phone cam pic cherry.....lol. heres a picture of my legs....all my man muscles make me look like I have tumors.....sexy huh
actually, it might do that....but I may not have gotten to that chapter yet in my manual.
I cant figure out how to use my fucking phone......
my phone rings and Im diving for my manual on how to answer it.
DO you know theres a section in the manual on how to turn on your phone by saying "Wake up."!!!!
Im not kidding!
I feel like a primate when im holding the damn thing.....sniffing it and giving it a lick
then waving my arms over my head in frustration and going back to picking my butt......
look...I popped my phone cam pic cherry.....lol. heres a picture of my legs....all my man muscles make me look like I have tumors.....sexy huh
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lotus88:
you'll get it....have a good day!!! lovie 
caligula_odm:
hey muse! sexy pic...nice. cant wait to shoot your first set. 
