murkling

step one: work at home so you're around the computer 24/7.
step two: get all your friends to move out o' town, so you never get to see them anymore and are therefore unable to waste valuable SG time by socializing with real live people.
step three: get a wikkid case of insomnia and some alcohol.
and that's how ya do it!

I used to click all the names on hookup to make sure everyone had a comment on their journal.