Well, this was supposed to be a Hallowe'en update, but my comp decided I was going to lose net connection and not regain it for a while so now it is a Nov.2nd update all about Hallowe'en. 
Not to mention my internet service provider had issues with my bank changing names, they couldnt figure out how my account information stayed the same even though the bank was different so I had no internet for a few days. Special.
I FUCKING LOVE HALLOWE'EN!
I was a Vampire Countess on Friday, a Flapper on Saturday, and a Dead Dolly on Hallowe'en. There are pics of the flapper costume (I will post them when I get them from my friend.) You can see the dead dolly if the blurriness of the web cam doesnt bother you. None of the Vampire Countess however, which sucks because it looked fucking wicked! I even had blood drips going from the corner of my mouth and spilling onto my breast. Vampire-chic, fuck yeah! Of course, maybe I couldnt post pics of it if I wanted to thanks to the Bush Administrations porn crack down thinger. Wooo blood on a pretty girl! Thats fucked up, we cant be having any of that now can we? 
GASP!
My friend Jeff made me a Halloween mix CD. It rocked the CD player at work on Monday. There is this one Rockabilly song on there that got stuck in my head for a few days. Aura lee youre dead to me you tore out my Frankenstein heart! Freaking sweet.
The weather on Hallowe'en this year was perfect too. (Well, here in NY anyways in my opinion.) It was partly cloudy grey sky with a blustery wind that tossed the fallen leaves about and gave the air a chill. Not too cold, not warm, and not snowing or raining. I loved it. Except for the part where I worked the whole day. My little brother had a sweet costume. I am proud to have influenced him in such a positive way. He paired a G.W. Bush mask with a Pigface shirt that read ASS HOLE in bold print with the American flag as the font pattern. I'll bet he left a scary impression in the minds of a few trick-or-treaters. And scared they should be! I know I am scared he is president.
Speaking of work on Halloween The funniest thing happened. These three Spanish speaking guys that were in on Saturday came in again. The language barrier posed a huge problem for about an hour and then we had finally figured out how to communicate. The guy wanted something to enlarge his penis. I thought he was looking for extra large condoms at first. Thru hand gestures and some embarrassed and very broken poor English I realized he was looking for Viagra. We dont have that I told him. I explained what we did have. We have penis pumps and numbing cream I said. He spent about $100 on a pump and a cyber skin pocket pussy and told me I should learn to speak Spanish. I told him I should have probably taken Spanish instead of Japanese in college because I dont use the Japanese at work ever.
My brother has been a jackass. It has been rough these past few days. I dont get teenage boys for a second. He actually likes where he is going to school now, but wont get to bed at a reasonable time so that he can get up in the morning. If he misses 20 days he gets dropped from the auto-tech program. If that happens he is fucked because they told him that the next step is a home for wayward boys.
At this point I figure I have done as much as I can and if he won't let me help him help himself then whatever... he's not my son and as awful as that sounds I am just at my whits end with him. It has been stressing me out, so I went to Target for some Halloween clearance shop therapy and bought some fuzzy monster foot looking socks. I needed socks too.
I get the keys to the new place on Friday and my Dad is coming out this weekend to paint for me. I am excited I got the ok on my paint color choices. That makes me happy.
Not to mention my internet service provider had issues with my bank changing names, they couldnt figure out how my account information stayed the same even though the bank was different so I had no internet for a few days. Special.
I FUCKING LOVE HALLOWE'EN!
I was a Vampire Countess on Friday, a Flapper on Saturday, and a Dead Dolly on Hallowe'en. There are pics of the flapper costume (I will post them when I get them from my friend.) You can see the dead dolly if the blurriness of the web cam doesnt bother you. None of the Vampire Countess however, which sucks because it looked fucking wicked! I even had blood drips going from the corner of my mouth and spilling onto my breast. Vampire-chic, fuck yeah! Of course, maybe I couldnt post pics of it if I wanted to thanks to the Bush Administrations porn crack down thinger.
Wooo blood on a pretty girl! Thats fucked up, we cant be having any of that now can we? GASP!
My friend Jeff made me a Halloween mix CD. It rocked the CD player at work on Monday. There is this one Rockabilly song on there that got stuck in my head for a few days. Aura lee youre dead to me you tore out my Frankenstein heart! Freaking sweet.
The weather on Hallowe'en this year was perfect too. (Well, here in NY anyways in my opinion.) It was partly cloudy grey sky with a blustery wind that tossed the fallen leaves about and gave the air a chill. Not too cold, not warm, and not snowing or raining. I loved it. Except for the part where I worked the whole day. My little brother had a sweet costume. I am proud to have influenced him in such a positive way. He paired a G.W. Bush mask with a Pigface shirt that read ASS HOLE in bold print with the American flag as the font pattern. I'll bet he left a scary impression in the minds of a few trick-or-treaters. And scared they should be! I know I am scared he is president.
Speaking of work on Halloween The funniest thing happened. These three Spanish speaking guys that were in on Saturday came in again. The language barrier posed a huge problem for about an hour and then we had finally figured out how to communicate. The guy wanted something to enlarge his penis. I thought he was looking for extra large condoms at first. Thru hand gestures and some embarrassed and very broken poor English I realized he was looking for Viagra. We dont have that I told him. I explained what we did have. We have penis pumps and numbing cream I said. He spent about $100 on a pump and a cyber skin pocket pussy and told me I should learn to speak Spanish. I told him I should have probably taken Spanish instead of Japanese in college because I dont use the Japanese at work ever.
My brother has been a jackass. It has been rough these past few days. I dont get teenage boys for a second. He actually likes where he is going to school now, but wont get to bed at a reasonable time so that he can get up in the morning. If he misses 20 days he gets dropped from the auto-tech program. If that happens he is fucked because they told him that the next step is a home for wayward boys.
At this point I figure I have done as much as I can and if he won't let me help him help himself then whatever... he's not my son and as awful as that sounds I am just at my whits end with him. It has been stressing me out, so I went to Target for some Halloween clearance shop therapy and bought some fuzzy monster foot looking socks. I needed socks too.
I get the keys to the new place on Friday and my Dad is coming out this weekend to paint for me. I am excited I got the ok on my paint color choices. That makes me happy.
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Those crazy spanish dudes always give me a laugh, specially when they try and buy sex stuff.
I will see you in 12 DAYS!!!