muppetchrist

I don't wanna' go to the gym. I'm going out drinking, though, and that's a calorie bomb straight to my gut. Why can't I just store excess pounds in my ass instead of having to build up my cheeks with squats?

What a hell of a week. I don't even really know where to begin. I felt down most of the week, and frankly, I'm...
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I'm well on my way to getting my heart broken. The brakes are right there. I can push them whenever I want. But I can't.

In other news, my late night booty call that I swore up and down would only be late night necking turned into late night cunnilingus. Here's the thing. I don't necessarily mind that it happened. It's just that a.) I...
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Late night booty call? And girls like to pretend they're not as skeevy as dudes.

Let's see if I can keep this on the level and just do some neckin'. No below the waist shit.

Famous last words.

Good lord am I hung over.

I think I'm developing a thing for my new friend that has a boyfriend. I don't think she feels the same. Off switch for crushes, please.

I am developing a thing for her.

S officially ended things between the two of us this morning. I think my adventures into polyamory are going back into the trunk. Poly is a...
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Good god almighty, this new Throwdown is pretty awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8jfTvevVsg

I'm completing work here and sending my proposal off to Wizards of the Coast tomorrow night, I hope. I'm writing this here as a hard motivator to get it done; I don't wanna' look foolish in front of all these gorgeous girls, do I?

I have a date tomorrow with a girl that I know is going to run screaming for the hills once she...
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I'm transitioning careers, and I can't decide on what I want to do. What's a good job for a dude with no higher education and no previous experience that can write... a little? Please keep in mind, said dude has a righteous beard.

Spent the afternoon cleaning the house. Need to keep my mind busy.

I've been giving serious consideration to take a one year long sabbatical from... well, just about everything, to be honest. I may draft up a plan soon for what, exactly, that means, and what I'd hope to accomplish.

A return to form, of sorts, last night. Fridays are dedicated to beer and Street Fighter. I play Street Fighter IV competitively, and on Fridays I gather with the illuminatus of the South Bay SF scene (with quite a few folks from the East Bay as well) to play in the invite-only private arcade we know as "Keystone II", hosted by our friend Albert C....
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Coffee date : stood up. Oh, well. I have pizza.