When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't w Dec 14, 2014 1 Facebook Tweet Email
Sorry, judgmental Mac n cheese box, you are incorrect, I am a 29 year old single adult and I will b Dec 4, 2014 0 Facebook Tweet Email
Bow before my genius. Donut ice cream sundae Nov 21, 2014 3 Facebook Tweet Email oneimill: Brilliant! Nov 21, 2014
From NYC a few weeks ago, I miss there. Best 4 day vacation evar. Oct 27, 2014 0 Facebook Tweet Email
Yeah, I was that guy, taking a selfie with Teddy Roosevelt. Oct 8, 2014 1 Facebook Tweet Email capitu: everyone does this here with a poet at the beach Oct 8, 2014