Wow last nights blog was intense. Shesh. Edit time!
Friday March 12th SG party. These events actually occurred.
-First bathroom visit-
Bathroom attendant: "wash hands? soap?"
Me: "nah man i got it"
-Second bathroom visit-
BA: "wash hands? soap?"
Me: "nope I got taken care of"
-Fifth bathroom visit??-
BA: "wash hands?"
Me: "NO MAN NO NEED MY DICK IS CLEAN!"
-Eighth bathroom visit?-
BA: Blah blah blah soap hands blah i dont speak any English"
Me: "DUDE MY DICK IS CLEAN"
-Ive completely lost count-
Ba: "soap?"
Me: "Look dude its the fucking helicopter!"
Yes ladies and gentlemans at that very point in the night of my drunken stooper I became a borderline sex offender and showed the poor Hispanic man my penis. Not only a penis, but a whirling flaccid penis. Not only that but the night after I got drunk in a frat bar with some classy nurse co workers asking people "hey, can you read my watch? I cant see it?" and my watch was my flaccid cock. Should I be thrown in Jail and a registered sex offender? No, the judge would be like you are awesome sir, good day to you.
Me: Hey you want to go out and get shitty?
Doctor: "Cant, I visit my boy in the morning. Try to keep your dick in your pants"
Me: Bahahaha <3
Friday March 12th SG party. These events actually occurred.
-First bathroom visit-
Bathroom attendant: "wash hands? soap?"
Me: "nah man i got it"
-Second bathroom visit-
BA: "wash hands? soap?"
Me: "nope I got taken care of"
-Fifth bathroom visit??-
BA: "wash hands?"
Me: "NO MAN NO NEED MY DICK IS CLEAN!"
-Eighth bathroom visit?-
BA: Blah blah blah soap hands blah i dont speak any English"
Me: "DUDE MY DICK IS CLEAN"
-Ive completely lost count-
Ba: "soap?"
Me: "Look dude its the fucking helicopter!"
Yes ladies and gentlemans at that very point in the night of my drunken stooper I became a borderline sex offender and showed the poor Hispanic man my penis. Not only a penis, but a whirling flaccid penis. Not only that but the night after I got drunk in a frat bar with some classy nurse co workers asking people "hey, can you read my watch? I cant see it?" and my watch was my flaccid cock. Should I be thrown in Jail and a registered sex offender? No, the judge would be like you are awesome sir, good day to you.
Me: Hey you want to go out and get shitty?
Doctor: "Cant, I visit my boy in the morning. Try to keep your dick in your pants"
Me: Bahahaha <3
I've generally known where my limits were as far as where I live what I do and make the most of it.yeah alot of times you feel that your ideas get way ahead of the wall that stops you, but I psuh to make the most of what I can do with.Not completely happy with what I do or where I am but im content.I cant be 100% me at work but I make for that outside of that 9 hours of my day.
Don't know and doubt if this helped.however i'm hoping you get past the walls and whatnot.