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Madness. Pure madness. So after I got off work (I sat with this dude who was going through DT's and was homeless, but was hella cool and now i want him to be my room mate. I also met a new friend who is in for life for aggravated murder, whos really just a big black 6 foot 6 teddy bear who probably just wants to make me his bitch. Oh well we talked about tats and drawing all day.(that was the longest side note ever)). Then I changed at work which was weird, i feel like nurse justin is my alter ego. Anyway back to my fuckin story. I hauled ass to Phia to get my hurrr did by Radeo, and met Havana in the process. And as anal as i am about my hair she did a damn good job, which that means i have to go back. Stoked. Well that took too long to write out, but im high. THUS WE ENTER THE REAL REASON I CAME ON TO UPDATE. I came home and smoked the rest of my 60x salvia. Didnt move for like 10 min because i was getting brutally mindfucked by my Lamb of God poster flag whipping in the wind. Then i meandered over to my computer and this is where the madness ensued.

This is me being depressed that I have to work tomorrow and all by my lonesome on a friday night.

Then a lizard woman came and licked my tonsils and turned me into one.


Then i was like "shit! oh my god my hair looks gnarly! Radeo is awsome! Im Jesus! Horray!"

then i got hungry and started trying to eat presents that were oddly enough raining from the sky in May. Fuck you santa ITS FUCKING MAY!

Have you ever had the edible bubbles? I did, they are good NOM NOM NOM NOM

But in actuality the last half hour of my life my face felt like it looked like this
and that is by far the ugliest mug id ever see. A six pack and a kroger sack wouldnt even suffice.

GOOD DAY LADS AND HARLOTS!