mummifier

I never seem to stay in one place long anymore; it has been fun and my travels have brought me many wonderful adventures and new experiences. I wouldn't have minded staying in Cali a bit longer but such is life. I was only here for about four and a half months but I never had a job while I was here so I had an exceptional amount of free time to explore the state and trust me I did; I went all the way south to San Diego and clear up north to the redwoods in lovely Mendocino County, marijuana capital of the US, I had a blast, met a few cool people and quiet a few yuppies. The strange experiences with the homeless in Frisco, Berkeley, and Oakland are like no other place I've ever been. Sure Chicago had some strange people but not even close to what we have out here. The bum that trained the mouse to sit on the cat that sat on the dog and you had to pay five dollars for a picture got ticketed by the city for disturbing the peace and gather such a large crowd around him... ...just a little preview, I know Thanatogenous wanted to see this and this is a link to an article about his fine;
Rat, Cat, Dog man fined
I know that now he is planning on leaving the city and going back to his hometown in Arizona so Thanatogenous, you can now see him in person Either way my adventure here is about to come to an end and I got a smashing goodbye the other day in San Fran when some ass broke out my window and stole shit from my car; thank you for the farewell dude. My bags are packed and the semi comes to pick up my belongings on Tuesday. I accepted a job offer in Wasilla, Alaska some of you may have heard of it since it is dumb fuck Palin's home town...maybe I will embalm her some day, hehehe. It is close to Anchorage and home of the Iditorod; so if anyone wants to join my dogsled team just get a hold of me. I am now looking forward to sunbathing on the glaciers, polar bear wrestling and climbing some of tallest mountains in the US. I plan on staying there for at least ten years and I hope to love it and stay there forever, I am tired of all this moving bullshit. I hope all is well with the rest of the you in SG land

Oh and I want to say Congrats to Thanatogenous for her set going live, it was well deserved and long over due; you are the best friend ever and you deserve everything you ever want; see you in Alaska