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thats cause your a bitch face

Yo Joe whats going on my shizzle-fo-nizzle-bizzle-ryhm-skizzle? Damn thats fuckin long. Anyway its me Andrew stealing Leahs access again. Anyway that sucks what happened to you. Dude so Candylac is pretty freakin sweet lookin, I like her hair color is awesome and the tatoo on her right arm is crazy. So how goes the Japanese experience? Being in De sucks and thus far it has been one bad thing after another. You hear about my dad? I'm sure Leah mentioned it, we know in our minds things are gonna be ok with him. But yea its crazy. Oh yea you've heard of Mike Jones right? Damn Gina his music videos are funny as hell. ANyway back to the drawing board. Oh yea I'm making a cider beer, it should be done mid spring, I'll save u some.
-Andrew

I cant say I'm down with the French, but Bloodsport always has my vote, so deliciously terrible for everyone (not as bad as Kickboxer 5 mind you, but still bad). So, have the japanese ladies been infatuated with your long american hair and your rarge american penis? Try to stay focused when you can, culture shock is a bitch, resocialization and all that mumbo jumbo, but either way, just stay focused. Just do this, whenever you dont understand someone, just start singing the theme to Pee-Wee's Playhouse in your head over and over, until you finally realize that nothing matters because if you here Jombie go "Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hidey Ho" one more damn time your gonna wanna yank your arm off and ram it up your ass just so you can focus on the pain rather than Pee-Wee...damn that was a long, gross rant. Anyways, e-mail me back, i need to know about the car about what we talked about before asap. Dont get the clap woadie.

hey if you have a cell phone why cant you call us bitch tits?
give me your cell phone number! i need someone to call when i am scared of zombies. And since you dont freakin have aim working. >_<

call call! i dont care if it costs 10 dollars per minute. jew.

its okay big guy, i'll keep that in mind when i use my 20$ calling card to call you jew bag. i didnt buy the card for my health either. = P

damn right that thing is teenie tiny. You must fit in perfectly with your pale complection, and your long blondish hair, and your 6'2" body, and your silly roundeyes. Nope, nothing out of the ordinary there...

hapy birthday!

then what is code for having sex with a black russian dude. Quick!!!!!!

wow, way to reply too late seeing as i raped a black russian 2 hours before your response. thanxxxxxx

Joe! Thats so awesome,. Im so sorry you are sick. I told my japanese teacher Mark Miller that you wanted to stop by and say hi to him. He was like "OH! Joe !! That kid rocks, he deserves to go to japan he is a dedicated student". I was like "yea, he's awesome like that". you fag.
anyways, im glad to know you're safe and gay s hit like that. hope everything goes well, i will be putting up pictures very soon, me and tina just need to get the rest taken. love you joe.
later big guy

Hey big papa, miss ya already. Im sorry i got you sick and all that, i imagine having that with the combination of jet lag must eat wang-a-lang. Keep taking those pictures boy, i wanna see what your peoples and your room and area and shit is like. Ill try to throw up pics of all our goings out and happenings and Shinanigans and such. Im getting the clutch on your car adjusted as we speak, cause i dont wanna havta put my knee up to my ear to shift. Anyways bud, get back to me when ya can, and be safe. Dont go getting the aids, or buying a 13 year old prostitute, or getting involved in some kind of wacky businessman bukkake or something.

were gonna miss ya woadie, it blowzers

yea, what he said.

poop

[Edited on Aug 29, 2005 6:56PM]

this picture...allllmost makes me puke my pants.....wait...nevermind that almost part...gross

joe, this is what i think of your cat