mulhollanddrive

Armageddon MUST be upon us! Something very strange is going on outside. I have 2 strange cats crying outside my door. Crazy people are out in droves. People are driving like freaks. Kung Pao chicken without peanuts (!?!). Express line at the grocery store takes longer than regular line. Extremely attractive girls talking to me. That last one is the most vexing. Yeah man, somethin's up. Since I'm not working tomorrow, I really want to go out. Unfortunately, I fear that the chances of getting an anvil dropped on my head are very good this evening.
As you regulars know, today was the first day of time off (yes, let's call it that, cuz it sure as shit ain't a vacation!) for the ol' man. The store is still standing. Hey, they only called 3 times! Hey! We are the proud sponsors of the rollerderby! Got me some free tix for this weekend. I might have an extra ticket if one of you Texans wanna go. Just email me. It'll be fun. Like I said, I don't know if I'm goin' out tonight. Just listening to the Hellacopters right now, and praying that I don't throw up. Ate WAY too much Chinese food. This is the place that gives you a donut with your meal. WTF!?! This could be a night of kookiness. Watch your back!

PS: Bring back my thug sista!