Day 1 of my "vacation". So, this is what people do who don't have jobs? I slept until 11:30, and I already feel like a slob. My only plan so far is to get my haircut. Sitting around the DMV all day doesn't sound like fun, so no drivers license today. What is y'all's obsession with pink panties? I don't know where you get this stuff. Well, I'm gonna go walk to the main road, and see if I can hitch a ride to the other side of the island. Can I get you anything?
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Touching myself went pretty well, thanks for askin. Except I enjoyed P Diddy thuggin' it up in the front row more than the models themself. ...Themself? Themselves? FUCK IT. Allow me to be retarded for a moment.
So what store do you work at? I plan on coming in and purchasing the new Britney Spears CD. 10 of them, in fact.