Last night was a grand effort on all of our parts... I was the last one standing!!! Yay! Now what did I win? I escaped the hangover by drinking only very good microbrew beer, and I drank a tonne of water after we got home from the pub. We didn't leave the apartment until 12:30, and man there were some seriously drunk old men there when we arrived. My cousin is so fucking wicked! He's a lot closer to me than my own brother...we really get one another. Now don't be thinkin' that, you pervs!
On another note: I didn't get spooged on last night, but one guy ran around for ten minutes after looking at the girls pleading for somebody to make out with him. He's been celibate for like five years! He sees one or two sg photos and he's fuckin' in overdrive.
And another note: Another member of the Special People Club gave me a care package that will go down in the history books. Isn't that the frickin' frackin' best thing EVER?
On another note: I didn't get spooged on last night, but one guy ran around for ten minutes after looking at the girls pleading for somebody to make out with him. He's been celibate for like five years! He sees one or two sg photos and he's fuckin' in overdrive.
And another note: Another member of the Special People Club gave me a care package that will go down in the history books. Isn't that the frickin' frackin' best thing EVER?
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I wonder how that would've gone over? "Say, I've got an idea...."