mtlqueen

I bought my first thing on Amazon today, Lovage! Look at me, miss. internet queen ordering stuff online and everything. The only place that ever gets my internet money is skam records, because, well, they deserve it for being so frickin-frackin amazing... Amazon, well, it's just so BIG. I thought they just sold books until BT told me I could find Lovage there, so big up to you, BT, as they say in the T-dot.

Speaking of frickin-frackin, I'm finally going to do my little bit of xmas shopping that I must get done. I've done my recon, I know exactly what I need to get, more or less.

"If I'm not BACK in five minutes, call the president."

(Edited for utter stupidity)