"My publishers want to make money, and I like them so I usually do what it takes to keep them happy, but in truth I just want to be read/listened to by the largest number of people. Leave it to me to figure out how to convert that reputational currency into cash
--just get me in front of the biggest audience and I'll do the...
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--just get me in front of the biggest audience and I'll do the...
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Where the hell was Biggles when you needed him last Saturday??
3 fillings
2 Root Canals
2 Crowns
and a whole shitload of Ketorolac Tromethamine
2 Root Canals
2 Crowns
and a whole shitload of Ketorolac Tromethamine
lordauch:
Yikes!
solaris:
i haven't actually used it in any drinks yet... sad to say i actually tasted it for the first time recently!
Hope ya'll had good holidays.
I got some fullonfamilyexistentialturmoil but right now I just feel blessed.
I got some fullonfamilyexistentialturmoil but right now I just feel blessed.
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gadget:
I was in NYC last night and there was this dog messing with something in the gutter like dogs always do but it's owner wasn't doing anything to stop it and I went over to pet it and I gagged. I swear, It was shit, but it wasn't dog shit, I don't even think it was horse shit...
so then I started to wonder how fresh human shit got into the gutter in soho.
so then I started to wonder how fresh human shit got into the gutter in soho.
lordauch:
Do you mean?
http://www.weeklyradioaddress.com/
Try http://www.weeklyradioaddress.com/WRA_WOAP.htm
future first lady.
Do you mean?
http://www.weeklyradioaddress.com/
Try http://www.weeklyradioaddress.com/WRA_WOAP.htm
future first lady.
I am zen master overlord of self control.
My first client today was named "Gung Ho"
My second client was named "Me Fuk Poon"
Seriously.
After I stopped using 100% of my (ever diminishing) mental acuity to refrain from laughing and/or pissing my pants I contemplated the possibility of this being a practical joke.
Which would have been obvious if client number 3 was "Dong...
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My first client today was named "Gung Ho"
My second client was named "Me Fuk Poon"
Seriously.
After I stopped using 100% of my (ever diminishing) mental acuity to refrain from laughing and/or pissing my pants I contemplated the possibility of this being a practical joke.
Which would have been obvious if client number 3 was "Dong...
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lordauch:
Did you give him a vowel and send him on his way? That whole "sometimes Y" thing can be useful.
Will they ever stop beating this site with the ugly stick?
Jesus Christ!
It looks like someone ate myspace and puked it up all over here.
Jesus Christ!
It looks like someone ate myspace and puked it up all over here.
wildswan:
* shakes head*
*let's out sigh of exasperation*
*let's out sigh of exasperation*
you know that part in the side bar where it asks for 5 things you can't live without?
If #1 isn't electricity you're kidding yourself.
My power just came back on after 48 hours due to a snowstorm (and btw we rarely, if ever, get snow here).
Since I live in the country, no hydro means no heat and no water and next to no...
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If #1 isn't electricity you're kidding yourself.
My power just came back on after 48 hours due to a snowstorm (and btw we rarely, if ever, get snow here).
Since I live in the country, no hydro means no heat and no water and next to no...
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lordauch:
Wow! Snow in Victoria. The end must be near.
wildswan:
That bites! I know; I used to live in Chicago.
I have a love/hate relationship with snow. Actually, it's mostly hate.
I have a love/hate relationship with snow. Actually, it's mostly hate.
I'm still alive.
For the first time in a while a have more real life than virtual life.
For the first time in a while a have more real life than virtual life.
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wildswan:
You're alive!
solaris:
i am indeed allergic to cats. i know, how cruel this world is.
I got tear gassed today.
It was NOT awesome
It was NOT awesome
lordauch:
Do tell?
wildswan:
What the fuck happened?! Is everything o.k.?
wildswan:
Yeah, man! I saw that! Placate. Placate. Placate!
wildswan:
Come back one day.