msstabby

ok, I've decided to come clean and admit to the world my most embarassing tv shows. here goes:

Hope & Faith - Kelly Ripa. Nuff said



What I Like About You - I am into Amanda Bynes. She's cute, the show is cute, Dan Cortese is HOT, what can I say?





Dancing with The Stars. I don't vote, but I do watch. I am a ballroom voyuer.

Biggest Loser. I LOVE this show. Fat people finding self-disclipline warms the cockles of my aerobically fit heart.

America's Funniest Videos - I LOVE it when stupid people do stupid things and then they get hurt. I laugh till I cry.

Girlfriends. - With nutjob Diana Ross's daughter. She seems to not be a nutjob. As much.






OH! Also... I need a crush. I want a crush. I want to totally dig someone. I want a partner in crime. A pal with a penis who knows how to use it. And when to leave it well enough alone. A buddy. Someone to go do cool shit with, or do no shit at all with. To go to Trader Joe's, and then Burger King, and Barnes and Noble to get a mag. then go home. A guy with whom I can do absolutely nothing and absolutely everything. Someone to geek out on bikes with, and running shoes, and who runs and rides faster than I but waits at the top of the hill and tells me I did good.

I need an accomplice for my adventures. Then the adventures will be ours. Sharing is good.

PPS - Esp. for you martini experts: I saw part of a show that had martinis on it. They talked about a "mafioso martini" (I googled it, no luck). Recipe was something like: Limoncello, vanilla vodka, and other stuff. What do you all think the other stuff was? I LOVE Limoncello, and vanilla, so this sounds super. Thoughts please