My grandpa fucks my granny.
I dont care what anyone says I WAS BROUGHT TO MY MOM BY THE STORK. My mom doesnt even know how to sex. Got it? OK. Now i know this is ridiculous but it works for me so just SHHH! I know that as a pornstar I should be more open minded but FUCK DAT CHIT. Thats my mom!!! I think I share this same way of thinking with a good chunk of the present adult population. I, knock on wood, have never walked in on my parents having relations of the sexual nature. However, I know that most have seen this and with the present population. According to The Agepay Institute of Folklore a whopping 87% of the present adult population (age range 21-35) have walked in on their parents enganging in the dirty deed! WHOA! Now that is a made up statistic (and my name in pig latin) BUT I feel like thats what that would look like if someone did that extremely uncomfortable study. Let me explainSee this way of thinking, this also applies to Granparents. Or it did. I got my email hacked into last week or so and my email was sending spam emails about viagra to my contacts in my contact list. Great. Well my grandparents were sent a link that opened a site for viagra or some kind of sexual enhancement! I received an email from my grandpa yesterday morning asking if I had accidentally emailed him a message meant for a boyfriend. His email:
Hey Court. I think you made a mistake and sent me information meant for some old duffer didnt you? When your grandpa needs a pill for help you will also be visiting me in the old folks home.
I about fell off my chair with laughter when I read this!
I dont care what anyone says I WAS BROUGHT TO MY MOM BY THE STORK. My mom doesnt even know how to sex. Got it? OK. Now i know this is ridiculous but it works for me so just SHHH! I know that as a pornstar I should be more open minded but FUCK DAT CHIT. Thats my mom!!! I think I share this same way of thinking with a good chunk of the present adult population. I, knock on wood, have never walked in on my parents having relations of the sexual nature. However, I know that most have seen this and with the present population. According to The Agepay Institute of Folklore a whopping 87% of the present adult population (age range 21-35) have walked in on their parents enganging in the dirty deed! WHOA! Now that is a made up statistic (and my name in pig latin) BUT I feel like thats what that would look like if someone did that extremely uncomfortable study. Let me explainSee this way of thinking, this also applies to Granparents. Or it did. I got my email hacked into last week or so and my email was sending spam emails about viagra to my contacts in my contact list. Great. Well my grandparents were sent a link that opened a site for viagra or some kind of sexual enhancement! I received an email from my grandpa yesterday morning asking if I had accidentally emailed him a message meant for a boyfriend. His email:
Hey Court. I think you made a mistake and sent me information meant for some old duffer didnt you? When your grandpa needs a pill for help you will also be visiting me in the old folks home.
I about fell off my chair with laughter when I read this!
bagobolts:
There are to many crazy e-mails, I am sorry your grandfather got one. I don't know but I hope he did not think it came from your direction.
buddhadave:
sexuality leaps generations