Hey sorry not posted a journal entry for time, i've been loitering on SG but not really posting all that much - I think the technical term is "voyeurism". I promise my curtains aren't shut and I'm not wanking in the shadows.
So I don't have a lot to report. My life is a bit boring at the moment; still not found a "proper job" but have picked up a few bar shifts which shall hopefully help to pay the bills, but unfortunately is not going to help me sort my life out anytime soon. Oh well, onwards and upwards! Still attempting to maintain my positivity pact, which is proving difficult, esp on the job front and the fact that the boy I like is gone again, because we just argue all the fucking time. I swear it didn't always used to be like this.
Anyways, me and my friend were having myspace chat last night about lonely hearts ads, and with her permission, i set up a lonley hearts ad on DiS, which'll hopefully mean my friend is set up with someone somewhat compatable (in theory) - please keep me posted miss!
here was the ad she came up with:
"Woman seeks man who enjoys long country walks, foreign lands, Morrissey and holding hands. Must not be an utter douche".
i got to thinking about my own lonely hearts ad and what it would say:
"tempremental (artificially) redheaded little miss sassy pants seeks tattoo'd man with high annoyance threshold to bake cupcakes, fornicate and listen to loud and angry hardcore music. would ideally like someone spontaneous who would pack up in a camper van at a moment's notice to go on random adventures. must not be obsessed with trophy girls, not write in txt spk, not attempt to asphixiate and/or constrain without consent, nor attempt to have sex when asleep. you'd ideally be tall, with alternative interests, probably creative; have awesome taste in shoes and be intelligent and have a moderate knowledge of punk cultures. would not listen to wanky indie music nor compare unfavourably to blonde bimbos. must be able to extinguish angry rants, destructive tendencies and show moderate amount of love and respect."
Do you think I'm being a little bit too specific?!
So I don't have a lot to report. My life is a bit boring at the moment; still not found a "proper job" but have picked up a few bar shifts which shall hopefully help to pay the bills, but unfortunately is not going to help me sort my life out anytime soon. Oh well, onwards and upwards! Still attempting to maintain my positivity pact, which is proving difficult, esp on the job front and the fact that the boy I like is gone again, because we just argue all the fucking time. I swear it didn't always used to be like this.
Anyways, me and my friend were having myspace chat last night about lonely hearts ads, and with her permission, i set up a lonley hearts ad on DiS, which'll hopefully mean my friend is set up with someone somewhat compatable (in theory) - please keep me posted miss!
here was the ad she came up with:
"Woman seeks man who enjoys long country walks, foreign lands, Morrissey and holding hands. Must not be an utter douche".
i got to thinking about my own lonely hearts ad and what it would say:
"tempremental (artificially) redheaded little miss sassy pants seeks tattoo'd man with high annoyance threshold to bake cupcakes, fornicate and listen to loud and angry hardcore music. would ideally like someone spontaneous who would pack up in a camper van at a moment's notice to go on random adventures. must not be obsessed with trophy girls, not write in txt spk, not attempt to asphixiate and/or constrain without consent, nor attempt to have sex when asleep. you'd ideally be tall, with alternative interests, probably creative; have awesome taste in shoes and be intelligent and have a moderate knowledge of punk cultures. would not listen to wanky indie music nor compare unfavourably to blonde bimbos. must be able to extinguish angry rants, destructive tendencies and show moderate amount of love and respect."
Do you think I'm being a little bit too specific?!