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Today's Quote:
"Captain, I fear our ship my be sailing into Baptist waters" - My Brother John's senior year quote

My roommate cooked plenty of Bbq today, Jalapeno Cheese Opal Sausage and hambugers. Yummy!!

I got yelled at cause I put Ketchup on my tortilla to wrap up my sausage. Fuck em, I dont like mustard. Too Tangy.
Looks Ill be working soon. I applyed...
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Today's Quote:
"Vice President Dick Cheney, speaking at a political luncheon in Chicago, denounced the decision to reveal the existence of the financial monitoring program and the earlier-disclosed National Security Agency surveillance program.

"What I find most disturbing about these stories is that some of the news media take it upon themselves to disclose vital national security programs, thereby making it more difficult for us...
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"And as I stand there, watching them play these video games, helpless to do anything about it. I stand and wonder, 'Where has the system failed?'"

-John Stewart From "The Daily Show"

"Seriously, the House of Representatives is filled with INSANE Jackasses"
-John Stewart from "The Daily Show


YES!!! FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!!!


I was gonna jump on the chat earlier today, but I had...
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Today's Quote:
"Bob cries because six months ago, his testicles were removed. Then hormone support therapy. Bob has tits because his testosterone ration is too high. Raise the teststerone level too much, your body ups the estrogen to seek a balance.
This is when I'd cry because right now, your life comes down to nothing, and not even nothing, oblivion.
Too much estrogen, and you...
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Today's Quote:
"OH, Discordia!!" - Stephen King

Yes Kids... I just finished The Dark Tower 6.... ARRRGH!! Damn you Stephen King and your cliffhangers!! anyways... I was hungry so I hit the drivethru and Whata-booger, and what di I see in front of me but a bumper sticker on the back of the car in front of me and it reads, "Nuke An Unborn...
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Today's Quote
"Commala-come-ki
There's a time to liveand one to die
With your back against the final wall
Ya gotta let your bullets fly."


Obviously Im still reading The Dark Tower.

I felt kinda bad today... I went out to get some drivethru, and was in my bare feet cause I had no plans to leave my vehicle till I got back. On the way...
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Today's Quote:
"I love Big Women who act sexy. It's like you're at a Country bar staring at a mechanical bull. You tell your buddy, 'I could ride her, but I think I'd end up getting hurt.'"
- Paraphrase from Jeff Foxworthy

Yep... I love big girls... course ive never bedded down a girl who wore anything below a size 10.... But hey, the best...
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Today's Quote:
"Everything I do.... I do it for you." - Bryan Adams

Ahh the retarded things guys will do for a woman, even if it's your premiscuis ex- girlfriend who lies to her parents.

My roommate almost got himself arrested because his ex's father doesn't know that they still communicate. She still comes over, they chill in his room. She even asked us to...
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