Today's Quote:
"Vice President Dick Cheney, speaking at a political luncheon in Chicago, denounced the decision to reveal the existence of the financial monitoring program and the earlier-disclosed National Security Agency surveillance program.
"What I find most disturbing about these stories is that some of the news media take it upon themselves to disclose vital national security programs, thereby making it more difficult for us to prevent future attacks against the American people," Cheney said. "That offends me." - Dick Cheney, reported by The New York Times
Yes Dicky, whine about the impertinance of the press just cause you couldnt keep your secret.
Anyways.... Im gonna make fun of my animals.
My cat: His Name is Swaggah. I named him that after watching him in the stainless steel cage at Petsmart when he was 13 weeks old. He didnt seem to have his stability in check when it comes to smooth services, and my immediate though to him slipping and falling over was, "That boys got a bit of a drunken swaggah to him." and I thought.. perfect. He's an indoor cat, so its REALLY funny to watch him on the windowsill in my room staring at birds, especially when a lizard walks along the red brick sill on the opposite side of the window. I always get a giggle watching his tail thump again the window, and him trying SO desparately to get through but cat. heheh... Im evil.
Daisy May: this is the name of that cute little dog Ive been reporting on lately. Shes a VERY well behaved dog, except when she gets so excited (usually by meeting someone new) that she piddles and littel bit. She's strong and fit, can jump up on the chairs and sofa, but cant seem to jump DOWN, Like a damn cat up a tree. Even worse is she refuses to jump off my bed too and my bed is (at most) 18-24 inches off the floor. you try to push her off and she'll go stifflegged on you, But that aint the strangest quirk. I have never heard a dog SNORE in all my life till met this one. And she's LOUD too. Like two men sawing a log with a two-man hand saw. Wow.
and now the other two. Ill post a pic.
Sandie May (on left): The youngest. Pure bred Shitzu, and one of the rowdiest little dogs I ever met. Ive seen her take on a rottweiler, for fucks sake. Biggest thing about her is that she cant seem to figure out that OUTSIDE is for potty time, not the damn kitchen *sigh*. She'll regularly get into playfights with the other dogs, and she is MEAN at it too. Im glad she dont get any bigger.
Major Winters (on right) aka Winters, Winterpoo: named after the main character on Badn of Brothers (so im told I never watched it). The first dog. He has been the subject of many a verbal brawl between my roommate and his ex-, until He got fed up and adopted Daisy may, saying "now we EACH have one." (yeah like THAT stopped the fighting). He just as rowdy as the little snowbal next to him, but at least HE's potty trained. funniest thing I can say about him is its great to see him go careening down the hallway at full speed (on Hardwood florring by the way) and either cut the turn short and whack his ass on the bedroom doorway, or she TRIES to stop and goes sliding into the Closet door at the end of the hall. Fucking Priceless everytime.
Those are the pets of the house.... Feel free to dote. They're used to it, the little attention Whores.
"Vice President Dick Cheney, speaking at a political luncheon in Chicago, denounced the decision to reveal the existence of the financial monitoring program and the earlier-disclosed National Security Agency surveillance program.
"What I find most disturbing about these stories is that some of the news media take it upon themselves to disclose vital national security programs, thereby making it more difficult for us to prevent future attacks against the American people," Cheney said. "That offends me." - Dick Cheney, reported by The New York Times
Yes Dicky, whine about the impertinance of the press just cause you couldnt keep your secret.
Anyways.... Im gonna make fun of my animals.
My cat: His Name is Swaggah. I named him that after watching him in the stainless steel cage at Petsmart when he was 13 weeks old. He didnt seem to have his stability in check when it comes to smooth services, and my immediate though to him slipping and falling over was, "That boys got a bit of a drunken swaggah to him." and I thought.. perfect. He's an indoor cat, so its REALLY funny to watch him on the windowsill in my room staring at birds, especially when a lizard walks along the red brick sill on the opposite side of the window. I always get a giggle watching his tail thump again the window, and him trying SO desparately to get through but cat. heheh... Im evil.
Daisy May: this is the name of that cute little dog Ive been reporting on lately. Shes a VERY well behaved dog, except when she gets so excited (usually by meeting someone new) that she piddles and littel bit. She's strong and fit, can jump up on the chairs and sofa, but cant seem to jump DOWN, Like a damn cat up a tree. Even worse is she refuses to jump off my bed too and my bed is (at most) 18-24 inches off the floor. you try to push her off and she'll go stifflegged on you, But that aint the strangest quirk. I have never heard a dog SNORE in all my life till met this one. And she's LOUD too. Like two men sawing a log with a two-man hand saw. Wow.
and now the other two. Ill post a pic.
Sandie May (on left): The youngest. Pure bred Shitzu, and one of the rowdiest little dogs I ever met. Ive seen her take on a rottweiler, for fucks sake. Biggest thing about her is that she cant seem to figure out that OUTSIDE is for potty time, not the damn kitchen *sigh*. She'll regularly get into playfights with the other dogs, and she is MEAN at it too. Im glad she dont get any bigger.
Major Winters (on right) aka Winters, Winterpoo: named after the main character on Badn of Brothers (so im told I never watched it). The first dog. He has been the subject of many a verbal brawl between my roommate and his ex-, until He got fed up and adopted Daisy may, saying "now we EACH have one." (yeah like THAT stopped the fighting). He just as rowdy as the little snowbal next to him, but at least HE's potty trained. funniest thing I can say about him is its great to see him go careening down the hallway at full speed (on Hardwood florring by the way) and either cut the turn short and whack his ass on the bedroom doorway, or she TRIES to stop and goes sliding into the Closet door at the end of the hall. Fucking Priceless everytime.
Those are the pets of the house.... Feel free to dote. They're used to it, the little attention Whores.
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take care.
haha no drunken birthday orgies this year...