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Monday Mar 13, 2006

Mar 13, 2006
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So I had sex with a T-Rex...again This was in dream world for obvious reasons which if I have to explain to you then you will be on my ignore list from now on. I am not exactly sure of the mechanics here on how this works. I have a few theories:
A) I am the loosest girl in the known universe (yuck)
B) My shit magically grew to enormous proportions for the deed
C) T-Rex has an incredibly small member (which to me is a little disappointing)...
D) All of the above

It is all a little cloudy but you know how these things go in dreams... Anyway I am not exactly sure what this means though I have few theories there too blush I guess this means the nickname (Sexy Rexy) is going to stick even more...which blows because it always reminds me of the damn guy in the movie Empire Records..you know...Say no more mon amour...Oh Rexy your so sexy (wow I am dork for knowing that or maybe its because I watched that movie like 20 times because damn! Liv tyler in her mini skirt and combat boots love ) Well off to go roller skate now. ----->
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slavewire:
won't it just be cool if you went to see Combichrist on your bday and they play the bday song?
if they're playing in your area though, you won't be disappointed. i wasn't anyway...

nice dreams btw..
Mar 16, 2006
cha0s:
fuck t-rex! that bitch doesnt put out. now spineosaurus- hell ya. that ones, horny.... tongue
Mar 24, 2006

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