ms_magdalena

"Don't worry, I will never pick your nose."

"You could stab me with an icepick, and I wouldn't mind. It'll be like Basic Instinct all over again, without the fast cars."

"I will shape my pubic hair into a three-leaf clover, with the stem being, well . . . . "

"I'm gonna get on the PA at the airport, and say . . . "

"While we watch The L Word, I'll even wear a wig for you. And shave."


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You know.









You know.