Alright. I'm a little dysphoric. Spoilered truculence, which I just found too funny to keep to myself.
Names have been changed to protect the "innocent."
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Ms_Magdalena said:
Some Guy said:
hi! i found u on cockaholics group.
i'd love to see your hot pics but i can't 'cause we're not friends yet on the site.... 
First off. . . I'm not even in the Cockaholics group.
Point two. . . You have over a thousand friends. I only keep friends who I speak with on a regular basis, or who have at least proven that they care about what's going on in my life.
Thirdly. . . I'm not going to approve a request if all you care about is seeing me naked, sorry.
-Mags
Think he'll get mad? Meh.
Close your eyes, and remember a time you were happy.
I'll get back to you with mine later. I promise, I really do.
Merritt's actually my (real) first name. I see it as a last name a bit more than as a first, but it's pretty rare on both counts. Pleased ta meetcha.
--Merritt
You make my heart beat faster when you do that.