I'm a sucker for foreign accents and there is this thoroughly hot German girl at work. She makes my heart flutter--well--she makes my pants flutter. Close enough.
One of my roommates lost his virginity. He waited twenty-five years for this moment and then **BAM** he gets his wish. First kiss, first blowjob, first fuck in a three day period. I'm happy for him in this aspect but I can now tell that this is going to affect our roommate relationship.
When he first moved in a month ago it was because he his roommate was selling his condo so he gave my roommate (we'll call him Sarducci) a month to find a new place to live. He called us and Danny and I made arrangements to move from a two-bedroom apartment (which we had moved into a month earlier) into a three-bedroom.
When Sarducci first moved in we laid down the rules for him that we've always had. There are a few rules but they are in place to keep us from going at eachother's throats. It's not an easy task to live with somebody for a year and these rules have worked before. One of the rules is "If a girl is spending the night at the aparment it can be no more than twice a week. The only exceptions to this rule are A) if it's a different girl every night or B) if the girl brings attractive friends over and then only rule A) can be used on a seve-time-a-week basis. Rule B) is limited to four times."
This rule has held keep everybody sane and happy for the past three sets of roommates that I've had.
Sarducci was explained this rule. Here we are on Day 6 of his love affair and she has stayed over five out of six days. We understand that this is his first time being with a woman but if this behaviour does not cease then we shall have to talk to him this weekend and explain to him the rule again. I already know he is going to take it personally. He broke the "No drugs used in the apartment" rule. He broke the "Clean your dishes and place them in the dishwasher" rule. He broke the "No underage drinkers allowed" rule. And everytime we had to tell him this he took it personally. He didn't become angry but he did look like we had been beating up on him. I think he's going to take this one badly even though I just talked to him about it on Monday and reminded him of the rule.
Never get between a man and his piece of ass. I guess I'm going to have to break that rule.
One of my roommates lost his virginity. He waited twenty-five years for this moment and then **BAM** he gets his wish. First kiss, first blowjob, first fuck in a three day period. I'm happy for him in this aspect but I can now tell that this is going to affect our roommate relationship.
When he first moved in a month ago it was because he his roommate was selling his condo so he gave my roommate (we'll call him Sarducci) a month to find a new place to live. He called us and Danny and I made arrangements to move from a two-bedroom apartment (which we had moved into a month earlier) into a three-bedroom.
When Sarducci first moved in we laid down the rules for him that we've always had. There are a few rules but they are in place to keep us from going at eachother's throats. It's not an easy task to live with somebody for a year and these rules have worked before. One of the rules is "If a girl is spending the night at the aparment it can be no more than twice a week. The only exceptions to this rule are A) if it's a different girl every night or B) if the girl brings attractive friends over and then only rule A) can be used on a seve-time-a-week basis. Rule B) is limited to four times."
This rule has held keep everybody sane and happy for the past three sets of roommates that I've had.
Sarducci was explained this rule. Here we are on Day 6 of his love affair and she has stayed over five out of six days. We understand that this is his first time being with a woman but if this behaviour does not cease then we shall have to talk to him this weekend and explain to him the rule again. I already know he is going to take it personally. He broke the "No drugs used in the apartment" rule. He broke the "Clean your dishes and place them in the dishwasher" rule. He broke the "No underage drinkers allowed" rule. And everytime we had to tell him this he took it personally. He didn't become angry but he did look like we had been beating up on him. I think he's going to take this one badly even though I just talked to him about it on Monday and reminded him of the rule.
Never get between a man and his piece of ass. I guess I'm going to have to break that rule.
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we can look into that economy size tongue. it must exist somewhere out there.