Holy fucking shit! I came up with the most metal riff last night and today I can't remember how to play it. Bastard!!
Speaking of last night, my roommate had some friends over. They are all church friends so I watched my mouth and the such. I believe in the whole "Be yourself and fuck everybody else" mentality but I also believe in "Make others feel comfortable when they are around you." I know that they feel uncomfortable around somebody with a sailor mouth (me) so I try and be a good Christian boy around them---even if I am atheist.
They watch a movie in his bedroom (he always stays in his bedroom when he has people over. I guess the rest of the house is too "Un-Christian" for his friend's tastes.) After the movie is over they go to shuffle out of his room and catch me in the living room playing guitar. i am running my Les Paul through a Pod XT with headphones on. I can't hear a fucking thing. I'm also in thu fucking zone right now. I'm just concentrating on my riffing big time when I feel somebody's hand start to tickle me from behind. I had no idea what was going on, all I know is that it scared the shit out of me. So I bolt up and scream "Motherfucker!" I see it's my roommate so I smile and say something to the effect of "You sonofabitch, you scared the fucking piss out of me!"
I look at the faces of his girlfriend and the two church friends (one guy, one girl) that they have over and they are all gaping mouth, eyes open wide like this
. So the girl that was over says to me "Are you always so vulgar?" She has this look of disgust on her face like I pissed on her living room floor. My roommate knows that I am easy to get along with but he also knows that I'm the John Wayne of atheists, I don't take no shit off no Christian. He knows that I am about to come back with another vulgar display of power so he just closes his eyes. So I ask her "Are you always so anal?" She looks at me now like I pissed in her ravioli, heads straight for the door, and walks outside. The guy that is there looks like he is going to try and say something so I look at him. He just kind of backs up a little and walks outside. Fernando goes outside, most likely to apologize for his heathen roommate and to see off his friends and his girlfriend.
He walks back in and I know we are going to have a little talk. He just looks at me and says "Thanks for keeping it under wraps. She was out of line and you handled it better than I thought you would have." The he gives me a hug and goes into his room.
I must be getting soft in my old age.
Speaking of last night, my roommate had some friends over. They are all church friends so I watched my mouth and the such. I believe in the whole "Be yourself and fuck everybody else" mentality but I also believe in "Make others feel comfortable when they are around you." I know that they feel uncomfortable around somebody with a sailor mouth (me) so I try and be a good Christian boy around them---even if I am atheist.
They watch a movie in his bedroom (he always stays in his bedroom when he has people over. I guess the rest of the house is too "Un-Christian" for his friend's tastes.) After the movie is over they go to shuffle out of his room and catch me in the living room playing guitar. i am running my Les Paul through a Pod XT with headphones on. I can't hear a fucking thing. I'm also in thu fucking zone right now. I'm just concentrating on my riffing big time when I feel somebody's hand start to tickle me from behind. I had no idea what was going on, all I know is that it scared the shit out of me. So I bolt up and scream "Motherfucker!" I see it's my roommate so I smile and say something to the effect of "You sonofabitch, you scared the fucking piss out of me!"
I look at the faces of his girlfriend and the two church friends (one guy, one girl) that they have over and they are all gaping mouth, eyes open wide like this
. So the girl that was over says to me "Are you always so vulgar?" She has this look of disgust on her face like I pissed on her living room floor. My roommate knows that I am easy to get along with but he also knows that I'm the John Wayne of atheists, I don't take no shit off no Christian. He knows that I am about to come back with another vulgar display of power so he just closes his eyes. So I ask her "Are you always so anal?" She looks at me now like I pissed in her ravioli, heads straight for the door, and walks outside. The guy that is there looks like he is going to try and say something so I look at him. He just kind of backs up a little and walks outside. Fernando goes outside, most likely to apologize for his heathen roommate and to see off his friends and his girlfriend.
He walks back in and I know we are going to have a little talk. He just looks at me and says "Thanks for keeping it under wraps. She was out of line and you handled it better than I thought you would have." The he gives me a hug and goes into his room.
I must be getting soft in my old age.
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Now, about that autograph...
Jac