Saturday Mar 20, 2004

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It is 11:46 am.

I have to leave here at 12:00 pm to be to the hotel at 12:30.

I haven't showered.

Our friend from out-of-town just jumped in shower.

I have heartburn.

I seriously just want to cuddle up with a girl right now and get down to some fucking, but that can't happen.

All of the bridesmaids are not that attractive and the one that is is definitely not my type.

I just bought the wedding gift thirty minutes ago.

I have to give a best-man speech in five hours and thirty minutes.

I love weddings.
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zumbi22:
Hell yeah... nothing like that last second best man sheeot! I hope it went smooth, bro. Peace.
jmand2:
Did you bang a bridesmaid? If you did not, Your friend has a potential "out". You see, it's a little known fact that if the bestman doesn't hump a bridesmaid, the wedding is not legal.
Also, he gains all her worldly possesions if they shoud divorce.

In addition, if the groom humps a bridesmaid, he has to hump all the bridesmaids. Including the little one throwing flowers in the aisle.

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