I hate Christmas shopping. I also hate people going grey on me. I'm using a loan from my 401(k) at work to pay for my classes. They need documentation of the classes from the school so they know how much I actually need. They send me the check though so I have devised a scheme. I think I'm going to go sign up for more classes so that I can take more out of my 401(k) and then drop the classes and only take the four I originally planned. I think that would allow me at least an extra thousand dollars if I included the books. Aaaaaah yeah. Besides, it's my twenty-three thousand dollars they have. I should be able to scheme my money if I want to. Motherfuckers.
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You could take a lesson from Jorge, he knows how to treat me nicely.
Ah, I still love you.