My Summer Vacation
Day One:
You can't get good grits around here. The Snake Skin God took me to the Denny's.
Day Two:
I rock. Two metric ton in three load. Pickup a large Italian sausage, pineapple, onion.
Day Three:
Sign a whack of mortage renew papers. Steak this thick.
Day Four:
Billy the Goat is really Billy Jean Goat. New cat. No tail. Tatoo....
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Day One:
You can't get good grits around here. The Snake Skin God took me to the Denny's.
Day Two:
I rock. Two metric ton in three load. Pickup a large Italian sausage, pineapple, onion.
Day Three:
Sign a whack of mortage renew papers. Steak this thick.
Day Four:
Billy the Goat is really Billy Jean Goat. New cat. No tail. Tatoo....
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stickyrice:
Ima like the grits with yellow bits in. No butter. You?
Work.
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Working hard the last few weeks. Hard right to the bone. Lost wieght. Or so it seems, as am now able to reach the bottom of my belly button. Or it may not be the bottom of my belly button but the top of a mass of lint, hair, and slough. Or so it seems a hardened mass of filth, as there isn't...
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Working hard the last few weeks. Hard right to the bone. Lost wieght. Or so it seems, as am now able to reach the bottom of my belly button. Or it may not be the bottom of my belly button but the top of a mass of lint, hair, and slough. Or so it seems a hardened mass of filth, as there isn't...
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oso:
try putting one of those little incense cones in your belly button.
but be very drunk first.
but be very drunk first.
Relax!
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Twenty seven pair of black happy feet. It seems I have developed a sockosis.
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I'm digging a gold mine under the house. If one asks.
The nieghbour asks. "Is that where you hide the bodies?"
Just smile. Laugh my little laugh. She likes to get under my skin.
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If the moon is made of cheese, what is the man on the...
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Twenty seven pair of black happy feet. It seems I have developed a sockosis.
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I'm digging a gold mine under the house. If one asks.
The nieghbour asks. "Is that where you hide the bodies?"
Just smile. Laugh my little laugh. She likes to get under my skin.
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If the moon is made of cheese, what is the man on the...
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stickyrice:
You have an interesting mind. I sort of think there is something wrong with it, like my own -- but interesting.
jjay:
aren't they "celebrating" the aniversary of the a-bomb?
bomb em, than feed em
bomb em, than feed em
Rest.
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They'll seem like sad storys. They ain 't all.
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A little credit card fraud.
$200.00... Jasper Liquor Stores... Edmonton AB
$395.91... Safeway Store #827... Edmonton AB
$420.00... Liquor Station... Edmonton AB
$243.89... Zellers #150... Edmonton AB
$342.87... Aristocrat Liquor Mart... Edmonton AB
I said crime don't pay. I was wrong.
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They'll seem like sad storys. They ain 't all.
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A little credit card fraud.
$200.00... Jasper Liquor Stores... Edmonton AB
$395.91... Safeway Store #827... Edmonton AB
$420.00... Liquor Station... Edmonton AB
$243.89... Zellers #150... Edmonton AB
$342.87... Aristocrat Liquor Mart... Edmonton AB
I said crime don't pay. I was wrong.
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jjay:
Thats a lot of money to spend at a liquor store
Would seem suspicious to me....
Your comments always fit...
Like a muthafuckin yoda
Would seem suspicious to me....
Your comments always fit...
Like a muthafuckin yoda
stacie:
ouch.
Roll.
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Smarty pants!
Was going to write something long and lofty about dreams, goals and aspirations. Screw that!
Sitting with a wad of tolet paper, an empty glass and a drunken smoked turkey sandwich.
How do I know it's drunk? You ask. I cut my hand. And half a spliff. And it's a little party.
See you tonight, through the sneeze shield in the...
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Smarty pants!
Was going to write something long and lofty about dreams, goals and aspirations. Screw that!
Sitting with a wad of tolet paper, an empty glass and a drunken smoked turkey sandwich.
How do I know it's drunk? You ask. I cut my hand. And half a spliff. And it's a little party.
See you tonight, through the sneeze shield in the...
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sixothree:
allo allo... you're welcome, i suppose. everyone should get a happy birthday wish from a random person!
there is still good in the world, we just have to work hard to keep it here!
i like your poetry, it's really unique and cool to read!
there is still good in the world, we just have to work hard to keep it here!
i like your poetry, it's really unique and cool to read!
freyja__:
haha.. handzoff. hilarious.
girls and drinking, for sure.
i had my fair share of all three this weekend.
girls and drinking, for sure.
i had my fair share of all three this weekend.
Rock.
It 's 3600 sq. ft. concrete block. I'm in that space.
Looking for that new place. Like this one. It 'd be fun.
I 'd get all moody. It 'd be my duty. Yell out to the city.
Up high on top. I 'd romp. And yell down something shitty.
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My girl is made of liver and cheese.
Forever say. "Liv 'r alone...
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It 's 3600 sq. ft. concrete block. I'm in that space.
Looking for that new place. Like this one. It 'd be fun.
I 'd get all moody. It 'd be my duty. Yell out to the city.
Up high on top. I 'd romp. And yell down something shitty.
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My girl is made of liver and cheese.
Forever say. "Liv 'r alone...
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linz:
happy birthday mr. z
pandamonium:
happy bufday! 
Buzz.
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Pass the access card the over the grey sensor, on the pedestal, next to the main gate. The yellow light, halfway down the side of the building, stops flashing. The perimeter alarm is reset. Open the pass thru gate in the chain link main gate. Standard pad lock. Standard key ring. Proceed to the rear of the building. Do not walk into the...
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Pass the access card the over the grey sensor, on the pedestal, next to the main gate. The yellow light, halfway down the side of the building, stops flashing. The perimeter alarm is reset. Open the pass thru gate in the chain link main gate. Standard pad lock. Standard key ring. Proceed to the rear of the building. Do not walk into the...
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jjay:
its funny and its true
Shake.
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The nieghbour, pulling away from the curb, stopped to yell across.
"Headed to an end of the world party."
"All you'll need is a woman and a mickey of scotch."
"Single malt."
Blows my mind. I got to go to work.
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I'm looking for some recreational property, next to the lake of fire.
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The nieghbour, pulling away from the curb, stopped to yell across.
"Headed to an end of the world party."
"All you'll need is a woman and a mickey of scotch."
"Single malt."
Blows my mind. I got to go to work.
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I'm looking for some recreational property, next to the lake of fire.
oso:
any room left in that crawl space?
oso:
cool.
i'll bring my own towels.
i'll bring my own towels.
Party!
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Full on. One party system.
It's blue coat. Or, it's grey coat. It's all suit. At this point, totally undecided.
I was a kid. I would dress up as a hobo. Patches on jeans. Old plaid shirt. Handkerchief bundle tied to a stick. A little black as dirt on my face.
All the other parents, said "How cute? A little hobo."
"Look at...
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Full on. One party system.
It's blue coat. Or, it's grey coat. It's all suit. At this point, totally undecided.
I was a kid. I would dress up as a hobo. Patches on jeans. Old plaid shirt. Handkerchief bundle tied to a stick. A little black as dirt on my face.
All the other parents, said "How cute? A little hobo."
"Look at...
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Breathe.
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Wednesday flight from London. She comes to town every year about this time.
Dog race or hot air balloon, count me in. I pants.
To the Team America: World Police.
Laughed so hard. I cries.
Puppet Porn.
Hot!
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Wednesday flight from London. She comes to town every year about this time.
Dog race or hot air balloon, count me in. I pants.
To the Team America: World Police.
Laughed so hard. I cries.
Puppet Porn.
Hot!