Work.
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Working hard the last few weeks. Hard right to the bone. Lost wieght. Or so it seems, as am now able to reach the bottom of my belly button. Or it may not be the bottom of my belly button but the top of a mass of lint, hair, and slough. Or so it seems a hardened mass of filth, as there isn't soap strong enough to get the stink off the end of my finger. One may ask "Why would you stick your finger in your belly button?" Simple, because a cotton swab made my chakras tinkle like cheap chimes and my eyes water. And, well, everyone knows not to use car keys.
Little easy advice. At work, don't shake my hand.
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Working hard the last few weeks. Hard right to the bone. Lost wieght. Or so it seems, as am now able to reach the bottom of my belly button. Or it may not be the bottom of my belly button but the top of a mass of lint, hair, and slough. Or so it seems a hardened mass of filth, as there isn't soap strong enough to get the stink off the end of my finger. One may ask "Why would you stick your finger in your belly button?" Simple, because a cotton swab made my chakras tinkle like cheap chimes and my eyes water. And, well, everyone knows not to use car keys.
Little easy advice. At work, don't shake my hand.
but be very drunk first.