mrzablowdowski

The future is seldom a suit of comfortable fit. Not through a lack of forethought or depth of insight. It seems more likely the thread in the hands of the fates.

Why did I come back here?

A weekend in my pyjamas, snacking on Matzo and Maple Frosted Mini-Wheats.
Studying the classics might reveal the truth.


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Out to the cowboy graveyard.
Romantic to go out. Facedown. Boots on.



As young as an old man once was; he rode hard the high side of a dusty plain.
A member of the North West Mounted Police; bootleggers across the line in the depths of the depression; he is at rest here, with honor.
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Saturday morning cartoon swirled.

Rich people like champagne. Therefore.
I need to learn to like champagne. I devised a scientific method.
Two bottles of champagne . One test. One control. The control is Mumm Carte Classique.
A rich, round, fruity Sec Champagne that finishes with a subtle sweetness.
Two bottles may seem a little excessive, simply for a taste test.
It often leads to riotous laughter and an electrifying tumble at the insistance of your assistant.
Test complete.

Get out Gatsby. You' re not dead.