mrzablowdowski

If you'd asked me, the world would've ended around 1987.
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"Life on Earth is at the ever-increasing risk of being wiped out by a disaster, such as sudden global warming, nuclear war, a genetically engineered virus or other dangers we have not yet thought of."
- Stephen Hawking

Genius.
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Hard drive packed. The heat.
Windows!
I could have been a bus driver.
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Chinese with the next best exwife, four fortunes:

YOU WILL BE SHOWERED WITH GOOD LUCK.
YOU ARE NEXT IN LINE FOR A PROMOTION.
SHARE YOUR HAPPINESS WITH OTHERS TODAY.
LOOK FOR A PRICELESS BIT OF NEWS FROM A LOVED ONE.

Who'da thought. I got lucky.