mrzablowdowski

Twenty nine bucks worth of fun.

I need glasses that make me look smarter. Skinny glasses that make me look like I read.

Strange paradox.
Einstein or Frankenstein?
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In Canada, every last Friday of the month there's a Communist party.
B.Y.O.B. Comrade.

Capitalism don't work without capital.
I'm spending like a drunk sailor.
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Not just one. Two party.
If you missed my fiftieth you missed a party. Or two....
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I took a job in Edmonton last week.
I left Edmonton twenty four years ago like a rocket.
I was born and raised up in Edmonton twenty five years before that.
Don't let anyone tell you time travel is not possible.
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I'm waiting for a world where the fried food to run your car is cheaper than the food you eat.
That's when me...
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Would you rather read people's minds or be able to see the future?

All week. I asked all that would listen. Interesting results.
I told everyone I just wanted to know what I wanted for Christmas.
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On the coast for the next few weeks.
That's what I really wanted for Christmas.
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Oh to ride the wind, to tread the air above the din...
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The future is seldom a suit of comfortable fit. Not through a lack of forethought or depth of insight. It seems more likely the thread in the hands of the fates.

Why did I come back here?

A weekend in my pyjamas, snacking on Matzo and Maple Frosted Mini-Wheats.
Studying the classics might reveal the truth.


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Out to the cowboy graveyard.
Romantic to go...
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I mention the jinn.
I have a funny friend in Edmonton.
" Is Jesus magic? " He said.
" Is sex magic? "
I went to the local big box and got a copy of Islam for Dummies.
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Way of the buffalo.

I ate the spicy bison.
I dreamt of the buffalo and fancy dress balls. Meeting royalty. At my cotillion.
It soon passed....
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Comfortable.
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Now, where will the lord of the underworld play?
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- immoral
1. not conforming to patterns of conduct
2. licentious or lascivious.
- amoral
1. not involving questions of right or wrong
2. having no moral standards, restraints, or principles
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I could eat a dinosaur, one bite at a time.
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In an ever increasing need for punishment, I'm taking a...
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If you'd asked me, the world would've ended around 1987.
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"Life on Earth is at the ever-increasing risk of being wiped out by a disaster, such as sudden global warming, nuclear war, a genetically engineered virus or other dangers we have not yet thought of."
- Stephen Hawking

Genius.
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Hard drive packed. The heat.
Windows!
I could have been a bus driver.
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Hobgoblin.