Tuesday Aug 16, 2005

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well then..

change of name (to suit the climate)

addition of silly photos (getting there - just having to search the internet for all friends online albums. Have found one.. er..)

new haircut (very dapper)

how is everybody anyway?
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propernoun:
Pretend there's cake right... [here]
chocolatejesus:
Happy Birthday, old man.

Thursday Aug 11, 2005

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I have been hibernating of late, but now realise that Spring is here and its time to awaken... hang on.. er..

bugger

(exclamation, not suggestion)

Need some more photos up really. I'll have a little dig around.
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sticks:
I see you've turned into an ice-cream. How seasonal. biggrin
scheisskopf:
Oh man, I thought Uber Tuber was one of the best monikers on the site... not that Mr. Whippy is bad or anything.

Thanks for the add, by the way. Thought some of your past posts were pretty funny.

Thursday Aug 11, 2005

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I have been hibernating of late, but now realise that Spring is here anits time to awaken... hang on.. er..

bugger

(exclamation, not suggestion)

Need some more photos up really. I'll have a little dig around.

Thursday Jun 09, 2005

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mission aborted.

Found Project Grizzly, read back cover, felt it was probably not as good as it could be, put it down, bought the new Gorillaz album instead.

Which is soo champagne it rocks my world, if you're interested it that kind of thing.

Apologies to everyone, by the way. Got a bit sucked into the vortex that is 'sitting at desk and tap tapping...
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sticks:
Time does smell. It makes beards grow. and knees hurt. Pesky bastard!

Saturday May 07, 2005

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ah.. thanks to SqueakyShoes I have a new quest for this weekend..

Must find and watch Project Grizzly.

It'll probably be terrible mind, but hey, its the weekend and I need a quest.

I heard from Sitka that Hitchhikers wasn't that wonderful. He put it very well actually - "you expect the film to be really big, but after 90 moniutes it just sort of...
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sticks:
Did you succeed in your quest?
chocolatejesus:
I really want to see Hitchhiker's, but I'm afraid I'll be let down. So, I'll probably wait till DVD. Or Cable.

Thursday May 05, 2005

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Hello.

Saw Napolean Dynamite last night and thought it was rather good. Superb soundtrack (which is half the fun).

I knew sooo many people who were like that...

Theres also apparently a good film out about a guy who makes an 'indestructible' suit for fighting bears.. Overheard about it in the pub.

Anyone know what its called or seen it? Any good?

In terms of...
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sticks:
The "indestructible suit" movie is called Project Grizzly. HMV has it. It's apparently an okay docu-flick - reminiscent of Jackass insofar as the guy tests the suit by having logs thrown at him, arrows fired at his chest etc. Not seen it but last month's Bizarre ran a feature on it.

Napoleon Dynamite looks g-r-e-a-t - but I'm completely brassic at the moment and can't afford to buy it. mad mad
thelibra:
that sounds hella intertesting and it definitely qualifies. it seemsas though you have quite a bit to add to te group. the only reason i had to ask you was because it wasn't instantly clear from reading your profile smile no worries, you're in.

welcome to sg emergency services biggrin

Saturday Apr 30, 2005

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off for a delightful weekend in the country - have all the main ingredients for a bonza experience: enormous deathmachine motorbike (rock on), wet weather gear (sweaty betty), whisky (notice the lacking of the letter 'e'), place to stay (to prevent sleeping on the hard shoulder), joyous companies (crucial component) and lastly, the possibility of going to an enormous toyshop (well, adults are just kids...
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sticks:
Sounds like a better Bank Holiday weekend than mine - hope you had a good 'un!
sticks:
My weekend was very...typical. Lots of last minute band stuff and drinking regretful amounts of cocktails.

The band's singer and I decided to go to a local student bar, where your reward for buying 2 shots of Aftershock was a finger puppet. I got a ooo aaa and he got a bok . We both got disapproving looks from our girlfriends. biggrin

[Edited on May 04, 2005 2:52PM]

Thursday Apr 28, 2005

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Hmm.. figured I'd better update this page to ebsure everyone I'm still around.

ah.. yes, I was going to say something..

nope, its gone.

It'll come back to me though..
sticks:
Well, you certainly ebsured yourself. wink
mrwhippy:
tongue

god damn it..

Wednesday Apr 20, 2005

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You are so right Squeakyshoes. Drainpipes are definately the way forward - providing that they're not those rubbih 'I feel like spiderman' plastic ones which break under weight.

Okay okay, something a little more cheery, as promised. Not really sure what, but its got to be better than being burnt alive or belly flopping on the pavement.

Its quite easy to talk shop, if that...
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facet5:
u can still edit it.

i had a m8 who did the spiderman thing when he was drunk. he fell on his face and had to have his head rebuilt. not pretty, but amazing what medicine can do these days.

sticks:
Vermin in the loft is something I am all too familiar with. Grey squirrels got into my flat so many times over the last 3 years I began to lose sleep - I started off with a 'live & let live' mentality which quickly eroded into a 'die die die' one.

There was one beautifully surreal day when I was off work with flu. In a sickly haze I tried to come up with a home-made squirrel deterrent. I filled a water pistol with water and chilli sauce, and squirted it all over the drainpipe the furry little swine had been using to access my loft.

They ate it.

Tuesday Apr 19, 2005

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right, I suppose it about time I did an update.

Have been absurdly busy tending to the victims of society of late. There seems to have been a lot of fires in London recently (ie fires where people have become trapped and cooked to a nice crisp finish).

Most of them have been started by people lighting candles for the pope and then forgetting to...
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sticks:
My stepdad always used to harp on at me about leaving candles lit - to the point where he once confiscated them all and hid them at his place of work - 35 miles away from the house. whatever

But yeah, fuck it, I wouldn't sit around waiting for my legs to get warm if my flat burned up. I'd be shinning down the drainpipe sharpish!
facet5:
* laughs out loud *

you rock.
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