mrstitches

• Now, I understand it is your home, and your property, and you can do whatever the hell you want there. But it would be so damned nice if you waited for me to leave before you took off your towel and let your floppy, wrinkly man junk flap in the breeze. I just don't need to see that shit at 8 in the morning.


• Please, for the love of god, don't try to be "helpful". You're paying us to take care of your pool. All you ever do when you try to help is make my job more aggrivating, and you get pissed at me when what you did causes problems.


• Don't tell me how hot/humid/rainy/cold/snowy/hurricainey it is. I KNOW. I work outside you asshole. Rubbing my face in shitty weather while you are doing jack shit in the middle of a weekday while I bust my hump at one of life's more useless jobs is just a total dick move.


• When your ugly ass dog is standing five feet from me, barking and barking for fifteen minutes, don't just look out the window and go back to what you're doing. Take the fucking mutt inside. It's really fucking aggrivating.


• Don't get all pissy when I show up while you're in the pool and you have to get out while I do what you are paying me to do. If you don't want to get kicked out of your pool for 45 minutes once in a while, clean the pool your own damned self. Dick. And on a related note, when I get there and your kids are in the pool YOU make them get out. I don't get paid nearly enough to get whined at by a bunch of brats.


• If you are an old, lonely senior citizen, please just talk to the TV like all the other sad old people. I don't want to talk to you while I work. I'm not your friend, but I'm too polite to make you go away.

Sorry. Naked old dude today put me in a serious work hating mood today.