Now, I know none of you are going to believe the amazing fortune that has befallen me today, but I am going to tell the story anyhow, since I am sure this is going to be the single most important event in my life.
While walking down South Ocean Avenue in Patchogue, NY towards the train station with sharonaaaaa we stopped in a dollar store. At first, it was your average dollar store fare. Generic pudding. Cheap toys even the most deprived child wouldn't want. Laundry detergent. But then, while walking down and aisle I came across something amazing. Something utterly fantastic. Something that is sure to make me a man to be reckoned with. A man of true power.
I found a can of The Cross of Caravaca spray. An aerosol can harnessing the power of the Holy Trinity. Oh yes. The Father, the Son, and the holy ghost, all in one easy to use spray can. AMAZING. I know it. Now, you'd think an air freshener containing the power of the Triumvirate god would cost six, perhaps seven dollars. I mean, this is a spray that can bring you not just peace and health, love courage and strength. Money and protection and yes, even fertility. But you would be wrong. This mystical spray can cost just $1.09. And it's mine. And ALL you bitches will be bowing down to me soon enough.
While walking down South Ocean Avenue in Patchogue, NY towards the train station with sharonaaaaa we stopped in a dollar store. At first, it was your average dollar store fare. Generic pudding. Cheap toys even the most deprived child wouldn't want. Laundry detergent. But then, while walking down and aisle I came across something amazing. Something utterly fantastic. Something that is sure to make me a man to be reckoned with. A man of true power.
I found a can of The Cross of Caravaca spray. An aerosol can harnessing the power of the Holy Trinity. Oh yes. The Father, the Son, and the holy ghost, all in one easy to use spray can. AMAZING. I know it. Now, you'd think an air freshener containing the power of the Triumvirate god would cost six, perhaps seven dollars. I mean, this is a spray that can bring you not just peace and health, love courage and strength. Money and protection and yes, even fertility. But you would be wrong. This mystical spray can cost just $1.09. And it's mine. And ALL you bitches will be bowing down to me soon enough.
prockgirlscout:
That shit ain't gonna save you when I'm pwning your ass at isketch, sucka. Where are yooooooooou?
toothpickmoe:
Ooh, and it's Genuine too!