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mrsted_stryker

Albuquerque

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Saturday Feb 09, 2008

Feb 9, 2008
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So I have decided that I am going to quit my job and just play the lottery until I win...
of course...I will be very poor so I hope you all understand...

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Just Kidding! I really hate my job right now tho...too bad me and Richette cant go into business together...hmmm but what could we sell? SHE has the tits and I have the ass so maybe THAT will work...
*ponders*
tongue



I went back to work today...and in the first 2 hours we were open we had like a MILLION customers come in asking for oil burners...

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a piece of straight glass with a bubble on the end commonly used for smoking meth... puke


Damn crack heads. I know I know...something BAD probably happened in their life that made them turn to drugs and I should be nice and try to be understanding.
ORRRRRRRRRRR
I can laugh and almost be rude to them while I have visions of stunning them in the taint!
I mean what BAD happened in MY life that makes me have to deal with THEM?? hmmmm?

FUCKERS!!!

So I am happy for Valentines day this year. I usually hate the day. I dont speak to anyone and i stay away from everyone so as not to cause them harm...emotionally or physically...
THIS year tho I have someone in my life thats WORTHY of my affections...and am having the time of my life planning things for him. Granted they arent BIG things I am planning...but they all come from the heart...I have found a way to share a piece of ME with him even tho he is so far away...
damn...I am grossing MYSELF out...sorry folks!!

I got GREAT news today tho...Richette is going to Buckethead tomorrow and she asked me if I wanna go with!! She is even gonna pick me up and smoke with me first! So after work I went to buy a ticket!!
YAY!
A vacation AND a concert all in one month!!

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Dear God, Buddha, Mother Earth or your Deity of choice..
Please dont take all this wonderful stuff away from me. I have been a very good girl (and even when I am bad I have been VERY good at BEING bad... wink ) and I dont know what good deed I have done but if you see fit to inform me of what exactly it IS that I have done I promise I will do it again every hour on the hour.
Thank you...You are wonderful and perfect in every way and I appreciate your generosity!
OH and that crack head that I saw fit to laugh in their face all while having thoughts about stunning them in the taint? Please make them better... Tell them that they are stinky and stupid someone somewhere one day is gonna actually DO the things I only dream about!



I hope you all have a wonderful weekend!!
Pisces
*edit*

OH and I forgot to tell you! I am on my way NOW hopefully to dye my hair blue. Keep your fingers crossed for the following...
1. I dye my HAIR and not the floor like last time...oops
2.I can deal with the bleach...and get it light enough without...
3. my hair falling out!!

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lilli:
I miss you, too, love! I didn't try to call you, but I did have a minor phone mishap. Using voice recognition, I said, "Call 'somebody,' " and it heard your name and started to dial. I thought I killed the call before it registered at your end, but apparently it showed up. blush NOT that I wouldn't love to chat with you!!!! Maybe when I get an actual free moment, I will give you a call. I'm taking the kidlets to the Boardwalk today-- my son has a party. I will think of you while I am there!

Lovely blog. Keep the lines of communication open with the Universe and I swear it will provide for you!

You and your sweetie are adorable. It's nice to see people who make it a priority to to surprise and delight each other. This year my hubby and I are going off the commercial Valentine's Day wagon. I always make cards for the kids and I love the homemade cards they give me, so D. and I are going to make cards for each other and he is coming home early so HE can make dinner. Sweet!

Have fun at the concert!!! kiss kiss kiss
Feb 10, 2008
caffeinemonkey:
Sorry about the job. But sometimes work is just that. I majored in Lottomentology in college. Unfortunately, like most majors it has paid squat. But good luck. You increase your chances of winning 100% by purchasing a ticket. .. It's the odds that get ya.
Two women, great tits and great ass... mention of stun guns in multiple blogs... I think you two should sell those stun guns marketed to women. I have heard of a few women starting "Stun Gun Parties" similar to Pampered Chef or women Sex Toy parties. But they demonstrate and sell the pink and animal print stun guns and make lots of money. Perhaps something you two could do after hours with little investment. In any case just a though.
I am in the same thought as the amazing lilli The universe is in balance. Listen to her and she can always help. Good luck.
I can't wait to see your new blue hair! Very sexy!
Feb 10, 2008

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