I'm not as angry as my picture makes me look.
So a couple of years ago I moved to LA to pursue my dreams of working in the entertainment industry. I didn't really care what job I got as long as it wasn't in porn. I suck at acting so I didn't really try that and had no idea how to get things started. My first job was sales for a cell phone company and it fucking sucked. Nothing is worse than telling genuinely nice people that there is nothing I can do about you fucking huge cell bill and that they're under contract for another 17 years, and that if said contract is broken we get to take one of your children and force them to work in the customer service call center.
After several months of working in T-Hell I met a guy that was actively working in movies. After an hour or so of chatting I shamelessly asked him for a job. He said he didn't know of anything but to fax him my resume. I wrote a witty cover letter and faxed it over. A few days later I got a call from him, he found me a job.
I ended up working for a month as an assistant for a certain celebrity family that will remain unnamed. It was by far the worst job that I have ever had. I was able to cope as a dishwasher at Sizzler for seven months and that was a dream job compared to working for these psychopaths.
So I'm on SG and this interview pops up with one of the members of the family. Pretty basic interview, lots of questions about new movies this person is in and blah blah blah. This family member has a large following because of a little S&M movie that was done a few years ago. Great. Fantastic. Congratulations. I decided to read the comments and see what the rest of the world had to say about this person. They were all raves for the performance in S&M movie and how great this person is and how they want to marry them and so on. First off, marraige is evil. Second, never forget how different people can be from the characters they play in movies. I feel sorry for anybody that has any contact or marries into that family, it will slowly consume you until you no longer have an identity.
Be careful what you wish for.
But don't think that for a minute I would turn down an opportunity to go zombie killing with Mila Jovovich or Sarah Poley. Even if they turn out to be crazy, egotistical, psychos in real life. I would love every minute of the pain.
So a couple of years ago I moved to LA to pursue my dreams of working in the entertainment industry. I didn't really care what job I got as long as it wasn't in porn. I suck at acting so I didn't really try that and had no idea how to get things started. My first job was sales for a cell phone company and it fucking sucked. Nothing is worse than telling genuinely nice people that there is nothing I can do about you fucking huge cell bill and that they're under contract for another 17 years, and that if said contract is broken we get to take one of your children and force them to work in the customer service call center.
After several months of working in T-Hell I met a guy that was actively working in movies. After an hour or so of chatting I shamelessly asked him for a job. He said he didn't know of anything but to fax him my resume. I wrote a witty cover letter and faxed it over. A few days later I got a call from him, he found me a job.
I ended up working for a month as an assistant for a certain celebrity family that will remain unnamed. It was by far the worst job that I have ever had. I was able to cope as a dishwasher at Sizzler for seven months and that was a dream job compared to working for these psychopaths.
So I'm on SG and this interview pops up with one of the members of the family. Pretty basic interview, lots of questions about new movies this person is in and blah blah blah. This family member has a large following because of a little S&M movie that was done a few years ago. Great. Fantastic. Congratulations. I decided to read the comments and see what the rest of the world had to say about this person. They were all raves for the performance in S&M movie and how great this person is and how they want to marry them and so on. First off, marraige is evil. Second, never forget how different people can be from the characters they play in movies. I feel sorry for anybody that has any contact or marries into that family, it will slowly consume you until you no longer have an identity.
Be careful what you wish for.
But don't think that for a minute I would turn down an opportunity to go zombie killing with Mila Jovovich or Sarah Poley. Even if they turn out to be crazy, egotistical, psychos in real life. I would love every minute of the pain.
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where is this "frozen north"?
less than a month!
call me tonight so i can give you the DL on the CD.