Hiya folks!
So I've got the old strep throat. Blechh. And because I was an irresponsible asshole last week and called in sick on Saturday with a hangover, I feel morally opposed to calling in sick this week to prove my super employee skillz. Dangit.
I'm WAAAY excited for the Zombie Walk this weekend!! I've themed my costume with my friend, however he might not be able to go anymore, which might ruin the whole idea. So I'm kinda bummed. But I'm perversly stoked to play with blood and gore, woot!
Nothing too rad to report on. My ex blocked me on Facebook and basically went insane. I'm slightly concerned for his well being, but since he told me to "leave him alone", I'll let him sort it out (he was contacting me, and when I replied, he told me he wants to be left alone. Wtf crazypants.).
Hot casual sex guy called me last night, and wants to hang out Saturday night and drink. It'll be a group of us, but we'll probably totally do it again. Haa
Speaking of drinking, does anyone have any tasty drink recipes that they think I should try? I'm kinda tired of the old rum and coke. And I'm not creative enough to think of something new!
Also, I recieved the WORST pickup line ever the other day. I have a "1" and a "3" tattoo on the back of each leg above my heel, obviously representing a "13". This grossout customer at my work says, "Hey, I'll help you find that '2'!! He he he!"
BARF.
That '2' is only in your dreams, fool.
All I could think of to say without getting my ass canned was, "eww", and walked away.
What's the worst pickup line you've ever recieved?? Always hilarious to talk about.
Have a good one guys!
xo
OHH P.S. Ever been to THIS PIECE OF AMAZING??! Do it.
So I've got the old strep throat. Blechh. And because I was an irresponsible asshole last week and called in sick on Saturday with a hangover, I feel morally opposed to calling in sick this week to prove my super employee skillz. Dangit.
I'm WAAAY excited for the Zombie Walk this weekend!! I've themed my costume with my friend, however he might not be able to go anymore, which might ruin the whole idea. So I'm kinda bummed. But I'm perversly stoked to play with blood and gore, woot!
Nothing too rad to report on. My ex blocked me on Facebook and basically went insane. I'm slightly concerned for his well being, but since he told me to "leave him alone", I'll let him sort it out (he was contacting me, and when I replied, he told me he wants to be left alone. Wtf crazypants.).
Hot casual sex guy called me last night, and wants to hang out Saturday night and drink. It'll be a group of us, but we'll probably totally do it again. Haa
Speaking of drinking, does anyone have any tasty drink recipes that they think I should try? I'm kinda tired of the old rum and coke. And I'm not creative enough to think of something new!
Also, I recieved the WORST pickup line ever the other day. I have a "1" and a "3" tattoo on the back of each leg above my heel, obviously representing a "13". This grossout customer at my work says, "Hey, I'll help you find that '2'!! He he he!"
BARF.
That '2' is only in your dreams, fool.All I could think of to say without getting my ass canned was, "eww", and walked away.
What's the worst pickup line you've ever recieved?? Always hilarious to talk about.
Have a good one guys!
xo
OHH P.S. Ever been to THIS PIECE OF AMAZING??! Do it.
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horror_head:
LOL. Crazypants! Blocking on Facebook? Oooooh, he must've really stuck-it-to-ya, there!
lilcupcake:
Oh I know... if this doesnt work out with my current significant other...I am swearing off men for good.