Jesus H. Christ. I suck at blogging hard these days.
Not that I was ever that great at it, but whatever.
12 DAYS TIL VEGAS!!!!! I'm beyond excited for the VLV Weekender with my dearest babe, AandP.
I'ts going to be the most magical of all shit shows.
I don't feel like writing much today, so I'll just throw around some photos, if that's...
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Not that I was ever that great at it, but whatever.
12 DAYS TIL VEGAS!!!!! I'm beyond excited for the VLV Weekender with my dearest babe, AandP.
I'ts going to be the most magical of all shit shows.
I don't feel like writing much today, so I'll just throw around some photos, if that's...
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Holy shit, 2 months since my last blog?!?
Jesus H. Christ, where the heck have i been.
I've completely fallen off the check-yo-friends-blogs wagon, and I'm horribly disappointed in myself. Shame on me!
SO..uhh, what's new? Hah. I'll hopefully be able to at least attempt to play catch up on here. You all live such interesting fantastical lives, your blogs are waaay more killer than...
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Jesus H. Christ, where the heck have i been.
I've completely fallen off the check-yo-friends-blogs wagon, and I'm horribly disappointed in myself. Shame on me!
SO..uhh, what's new? Hah. I'll hopefully be able to at least attempt to play catch up on here. You all live such interesting fantastical lives, your blogs are waaay more killer than...
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cottser:
Connect 4!
jiffy87:
hey sweetness... i dont feel so bad about abandoning my blog for 2 months...... your hair looks amazing in that picture. I got my first tattoo the other day, it is an equals symbol on my wrist, pretty nerdy and mathamatical but i means equality and treating others how you would like to be treated. X so glad everything is going well for you. X
Hiya folks!
It's been forever and a day since I've updated.
I'll probably leave this one fairly brief, with some lovely photos of yours truly being super tanked. I doubt I'll ever post one single sober photo of myself on here. I make this statement mostly because I believe there are no sober photos of me in existence.
Me totally winning 3rd place (honorably) at...
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It's been forever and a day since I've updated.
I'll probably leave this one fairly brief, with some lovely photos of yours truly being super tanked. I doubt I'll ever post one single sober photo of myself on here. I make this statement mostly because I believe there are no sober photos of me in existence.
Me totally winning 3rd place (honorably) at...
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aandp:
Dude - I hope Scientist UK broad gave him herpes. Oh wait, no I don't. Cos that means I have herpes. On second thought. I hope Scientist gets blown up in his lab. Yeeeea. That's the ticket. Kid is ridiculous. I need to give you the full 411 on our night. It was hilarious and a half. Plus kid hasn't even emailed me back. What a joke. Atleast email me back and say, "I'm busy". So I can laugh and be like, "Oh Scientist!'. What a lamer.
It's OK. I've got new hot pieces in the work.
As for photoshoot. I can't do the last week of Feb. Cos that's my conference at work. Whatcha doin the first weekend of March. Wanna go to London, ON?
It's OK. I've got new hot pieces in the work.
As for photoshoot. I can't do the last week of Feb. Cos that's my conference at work. Whatcha doin the first weekend of March. Wanna go to London, ON?
mrsdriftwood:
You make me lol so hard, woman, I swear. Photoshoot is now happening March 13th, a Saturday. What's in London, son?!
Good eve friends!
I'll start this off with a bang: I was just chased by 3 fucking COYOTES. What the fuck??! This is no lie. I was on my way home from work cutting through this small field and they just came darting towards me! I've seen coyotes before, but never this close to my apartment, and certainly not so close to me.
I froze...
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I'll start this off with a bang: I was just chased by 3 fucking COYOTES. What the fuck??! This is no lie. I was on my way home from work cutting through this small field and they just came darting towards me! I've seen coyotes before, but never this close to my apartment, and certainly not so close to me.
I froze...
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tadic:
the coyote thing is incredible...
dont let the christmas music get to you
dont let the christmas music get to you
aandp:
SOOOOOOKIE.
BEEEEEELLLL.
BEEEEEELLLL.
Aloha friends!
First off, send Atlea some love with her set in Member Review! I'm actually in love. Babe.
This won't be much of an update, I'm not really feeling it tonight. OH wait- here's something you all can help me with:
So casual sex guy has most definitely grown into gigantic crush guy. Anyhow, we've hung out a bunch just the two of us...
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First off, send Atlea some love with her set in Member Review! I'm actually in love. Babe.
This won't be much of an update, I'm not really feeling it tonight. OH wait- here's something you all can help me with:
So casual sex guy has most definitely grown into gigantic crush guy. Anyhow, we've hung out a bunch just the two of us...
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airik:
i didn't know there were celebrity events and men in buttfuck canadialand... i must be under some mis-understanding of what exactly canada is..... 
HI !!!!
HI !!!!
jemerlies:
dear you: babesaurus = totally my favorite new word!!! thanks for the love!!!!
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tadic:
holly f***
tallahassee:
well damn, that really sucks.
So it's 100% confirmed, I was cheated on repeatedly for the last year of my relationship with my ex. With the ex girlfriend he was calling at late hours of the night (for those who have followed my dramatic saga).
We were together nearly 5 years.
He even admitted to lying. By text. After I told him by text that I knew. After I told...
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We were together nearly 5 years.
He even admitted to lying. By text. After I told him by text that I knew. After I told...
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jiffy87:
oh baby.... i know how you feel, the same thing happened to me after my ex dumped my arse.....he had been with another chick..... it makes you sad, but it also makes you happy that you are not with that disease of a person..... if i saw him i would rugby tackle him..... and then break his nose......what a DICK..... i hate men.....
adorabelle:
So sorry to hear, getting cheated on is heartbreaking 
I was with my now ex fiance for three yrs when he cheated on me. Now Iam with who Iam suppose to be with. You will too! one day! Just remeber you have to kiss alot of frogs to find your prince!
I was with my now ex fiance for three yrs when he cheated on me. Now Iam with who Iam suppose to be with. You will too! one day! Just remeber you have to kiss alot of frogs to find your prince! (For those who don't give a shit about my life reeeally, I forgive you if you skip right to video fun times at the end of this blog. It brings the lolz.)
Hey stud muffins!
So for all of you out here who work retail, and will be over the Holidays.. thi is when Hell ensues.
Not only am I already going slightly batty from...
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Hey stud muffins!
So for all of you out here who work retail, and will be over the Holidays.. thi is when Hell ensues.
Not only am I already going slightly batty from...
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airik:
you really never had a chance not even a fifty fifty.. hiyo hahaha
aandp:
well poop tart.
you just tell me when you can come & i'll try to be there. tell me in advance and i'll make sure it doesn't interfere with anything else, potentially work related.
you just tell me when you can come & i'll try to be there. tell me in advance and i'll make sure it doesn't interfere with anything else, potentially work related.
Hello altporn friends!
I've just finished trying to make myself sexy, but not too hot, which is super hard to find a balance between.. because casual sex guy is on his way over right now! Haha.. I feel like suuuuch a dweeb. But I've got a bit more of a crush on him than before, so I've put this nervous pressure on myself to make...
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I've just finished trying to make myself sexy, but not too hot, which is super hard to find a balance between.. because casual sex guy is on his way over right now! Haha.. I feel like suuuuch a dweeb. But I've got a bit more of a crush on him than before, so I've put this nervous pressure on myself to make...
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bza:
totally gonna get to meet you next weekend.
SO PUMPED.
SO PUMPED.
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bza:
i would sooo totally be down for that, just not the 20th, 21st, or 22nd!
i gotta wake up early the 21st to clean someones house then prepare for glassjaw, and then glassjaw again the next night! OMG. life will rule those two nights.
maybe this weekend?
or the weekend of the 28th?
i'm not a huge fan of the drinking after my last two nights out, so i wont be doin that too much.
so odds will be that i may be on teh shy side but oh well. better than an insane hangover and barfing! YES!
xoxo
i gotta wake up early the 21st to clean someones house then prepare for glassjaw, and then glassjaw again the next night! OMG. life will rule those two nights.
maybe this weekend?
or the weekend of the 28th?
i'm not a huge fan of the drinking after my last two nights out, so i wont be doin that too much.
so odds will be that i may be on teh shy side
but oh well. better than an insane hangover and barfing! YES!xoxo
psylentmike:
When I was working in Vegas I would take cell pics of the crazy shit I would see at night then send it to my friends the moment they woke up. So that wasn't very secret. lol
What I do now can't be saved from people's profiles, but I still tell my friends about it.
What I do now can't be saved from people's profiles, but I still tell my friends about it.
Hiya folks!
So I've got the old strep throat. Blechh. And because I was an irresponsible asshole last week and called in sick on Saturday with a hangover, I feel morally opposed to calling in sick this week to prove my super employee skillz. Dangit.
I'm WAAAY excited for the Zombie Walk this weekend!! I've themed my costume with my friend, however he might not...
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So I've got the old strep throat. Blechh. And because I was an irresponsible asshole last week and called in sick on Saturday with a hangover, I feel morally opposed to calling in sick this week to prove my super employee skillz. Dangit.
I'm WAAAY excited for the Zombie Walk this weekend!! I've themed my costume with my friend, however he might not...
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horror_head:
LOL. Crazypants! Blocking on Facebook? Oooooh, he must've really stuck-it-to-ya, there!
lilcupcake:
Oh I know... if this doesnt work out with my current significant other...I am swearing off men for good.
GAHHH!!!
As I'm writing this, the ex boyfriend is sending me a shit ton of text messages about this email I sent him last week (which was basically me telling him I'll always care about his feelings, but mine are more important and how dare he lie to me blah blah).
This is THE worst timing, because I've seen photos online of him with this...
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As I'm writing this, the ex boyfriend is sending me a shit ton of text messages about this email I sent him last week (which was basically me telling him I'll always care about his feelings, but mine are more important and how dare he lie to me blah blah).
This is THE worst timing, because I've seen photos online of him with this...
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airik:
i think the moustache is the perfect cure for what ails you
mrsdriftwood:
Ahaha, perhaps. Only if you've got horse shoes up your ass! Kiiiddiiing.. 
btw, tell your 'galfriend' in pic #4 she is adorabley lovely!