mrpopular

When you're up all night doing homework, you can at least enjoy the beautiful sunrise that Chicago provides.

This marketing project is almost done and coming out pretty awesome so far. We have to create our own band and come up with a marketing campaign for a new release. Here's what I came up with:

Band: The Itsy Bitsys
Genre: Punk Rock

Everything about this project is filled with either sex or drug references. Here's a quote from my one-sheet:

"To put it another way, The Itsy Bitsys' take you to a time when the party has ended. The premises has been vacated, and you're left to clean up the mess, wondering how you ended up in this situation, reminiscing of all the bud you smoked at the party, and how life doesn't seem to be coming up roses at the moment. Instead, life gives you thorns, as you realize the girl you just met owns as many floggers, whips, and paddles as she does shoes."

Track listings include "Spreader bar," "submissive," and "BDSM & M/me" to name a few...

This band/marketing campaign is so fitting for me. The best part of it all is my album cover design:


Yes, that's me. Yes, I had to tuck my junk behind my butt like Silence of the Lambs. No, my teacher will never be able to wash that image from his head. Poor guy probably thinks I'm some sort of pervert... if only he knew. My one-sheet scored me an A, and I think I received the highest percentage in my class. What can I say; sex sells and drugs sell.