The problem with lying is keeping all your lies straight, so you don't forget what lies you told to whom, because then you might contradict yourself to the wrong person, or they might spill the beans to each other. This is why I carry around "The Book of Lies." It is not the one written by Aleister Crowley; it's a blank notebook in which I...
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ryan:
this is why i don't lie. i don't have the time or engergy to. it's so much easier telling the truth... you don't have to remember anything...
smith:
Oh, no no! That prize was for Flux. Rot-13 is far too easy for anyone that's seen it before. Besides, you didn't tell me where it was from.
Ali G just made me laugh so hard I now have a sore throat. He had an animal rights panel and he said something to the effect of, "Don't you think that for some animals, fur is a way out of the ghetto?" Fucking amazing.
Tinkerbell's mood: Pouty
Tinkerbell's mood: Pouty
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ryan:
cookies....
i desperately need some sweet tooth action...
i desperately need some sweet tooth action...
geraldine:
I had a hell of a weekend! 
Now if only I could have seen PJ Harvey in Vegas. Now that would have been awesome!
Now if only I could have seen PJ Harvey in Vegas. Now that would have been awesome!
I wonder what the Platonic archetype of pork gravy tastes like? I bet it's good.
I'm going to LA next week for a whirlwind trip to SIGGRAPH, the computer graphics expo. I love LA. I love it more than Randy Neuman does. I love a lot of things more than Randy Newman does. Except for short people, whom I hate more than Randy Newman. Don't...
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I'm going to LA next week for a whirlwind trip to SIGGRAPH, the computer graphics expo. I love LA. I love it more than Randy Neuman does. I love a lot of things more than Randy Newman does. Except for short people, whom I hate more than Randy Newman. Don't...
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october:
DIRTY FRANK!! 
geraldine:
Awww.....
I am so sick of that whole "Got Milk?" thing. First of all, milk is a secretion. Who wants to be eating or drinking secretions? Would you drink a glass of cow sweat or goat snot? And second of all, it is food for baby cows (also known as "calves.") Are you a baby cow? Look in the mirror. Do you look like a baby...
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trev0r:
Milk = totally repulsive
Cheese and ice cream= Can't live without
i'm glad i'm not alone on this.
Have you ever tried Silk (soy milk) on the Corn Pops? The stuff ain't bad.
Cheese and ice cream= Can't live without
i'm glad i'm not alone on this.
Have you ever tried Silk (soy milk) on the Corn Pops? The stuff ain't bad.
october:
urgh, milk. i'll only drink/eat the stuff if it's cleverly disguised 
How do I keep doing these things? I had jury duty today, so I had it all arranged at work. Got to sleep at a decent hour, woke up at 7:30, got all my stuff together like they said - change for the vending machines, reading material, the summons itself - got all ready, hopped on the L and got there around 9:00, a half...
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_vic_:
Dude, It happens when you don't get enough medicine....and by medicine I mean Guinessssssssss.
violet:
I have done an extreme amount of research on Bush, through the BBC, and the New York Times, and various legetimate new sources.. and by doing research on Bush's company The Carlyle group... On my own... from reliable resources like piecing together newspaper articles from this country and from other countries... Bush's connection to the Bin Laden Family is in public record as Osama's brother was a stockholder in Bush's company. If Clinton would have had a company with Timothy McVey's brother as a stockholder in the company...don't you think that Clinton would have been thrown out of office in two minutes? The democrats are too fucking stupid to put together anything as malicious as the republicans.. Both parties suck... but i do believe the republican party is feel of greedy evil assholes who don't care about anybody but themselves and making as much money as possible.
I have given it some thought, and I have decided that if I ever get tattoeed, I would get anchors on my forearms. Then if anyone asked me if I had been in the navy or something, I would just answer "Nah, I just kinda like Popeye."
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linz:
s'right, droppin boh's to the mad UK junglist styl-ee.
jenya:
Popeye is cool
It has been brought to my attention by firefly that there may be some merit in the idea of a SuicideGirls video game. Sounds good to me. Any suggestions? I'm leaning toward Suicide Girls XXXTreme Volleyball (the extra X's indicating how extreme it is, not how dirty it is) or Suicide Girls Burlesque Dance Revolution.
Any suggestions? I'm leaning toward Suicide Girls XXXTreme Volleyball (the extra X's indicating how extreme it is, not how dirty it is) or Suicide Girls Burlesque Dance Revolution.VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
linz:
boh
cezar:
Hey, thanks for responding to my comment. I'm glad that you actually responded with something that wasen't just an attack. The stress on the government angle didn't occur to me. And I liked the part about a charity not being a selfless act. Again, thanks.
I never thought it would come to this... I am now Someone Who Arranges Meetings. So apparently there's more to throwing meetings than just inviting a bunch of people and telling them what to talk about. You have to type up an Agenda with topics of discussion, "Action Items", etc. You have to take all kinds of notes, then type them up in gory detail....
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cricket:
haha sorry
jenya:
dude, a suicide girl video game would rock !