Deadset...
Ok I love this little white box, this is my vent.
You know what I've been doing for the past hour and a half?
Take one guess... Yes, that's right, playing with myself...
Don't worry girls, your all safe, (for now) it was shit, fuckin PORN!
We had a dinned party with mates tonight, and afterwards, I got bored.
So I went nextdoor to my mates house and got on the charles... (as you do on a Thursday night) now I'm stuck in a bind, BADLY!
What the fuck is it with porn these days, with all the slaping, the groping and the holding down of the back of chicks heads during BJs???!?
I bloody I hate it! All I want is to come, and I cant cos I feel sorry for every frickin gilr in every fuckin scene!
Why cant somebody make a romantic naughty movie? Where the girl gets kissed passionaty and looked in the eyes before being brought to within an inch from climax and then back again?
Then I'd be a happy man right now.
mmmwwaaa!
Night Girls.
- Me
Ok I love this little white box, this is my vent.
You know what I've been doing for the past hour and a half?
Take one guess... Yes, that's right, playing with myself...
Don't worry girls, your all safe, (for now) it was shit, fuckin PORN!
We had a dinned party with mates tonight, and afterwards, I got bored.
So I went nextdoor to my mates house and got on the charles... (as you do on a Thursday night) now I'm stuck in a bind, BADLY!
What the fuck is it with porn these days, with all the slaping, the groping and the holding down of the back of chicks heads during BJs???!?
I bloody I hate it! All I want is to come, and I cant cos I feel sorry for every frickin gilr in every fuckin scene!
Why cant somebody make a romantic naughty movie? Where the girl gets kissed passionaty and looked in the eyes before being brought to within an inch from climax and then back again?
Then I'd be a happy man right now.
mmmwwaaa!
Night Girls.
- Me
Can I be your friend?