Yeah, blokey mags are terrible too. My friend bought a copy of 'Nuts' (you may not have it in Australia) the other day because his ex was in it. For every girl featured it had 'my naughty sex secret!' and it was always something like 'I had a threesome with my boyfriend and my best mate!' They were all pretty raunchy until this one girl said her sexy secret was, 'when I go jogging I get excited because my I have a sensitive clitorus'
What?
At least blokey magazines know they're a bit trashy, women's magazines pretend to be something more.
Know what you mean.
I wish you could meet some of the girls who work on these mags and give this great "advice"...
They are a bunch of fucking, self absorbed dumb bitches who whinge about their petty little lives all day long, then go off to dish out advice to every girl and her cat!
it's well GAY!
This sux... I'm at home on a Sat night before 10pm.
Yes... There is something wrong!
I'm giving up drinking and smoking for one month,
so wish me luck my pretties,
Cos I'm gonna FUCKING NEED IT!!!
And now for a Haiku poem:
To go without want,
Is to suffer in squalor.
I need not.
As we turn around to the sound of the sea,
She slips to the sand and stares up at me.
Is this how it happens?
Is this how it feels?
Is this how a star falls?
And I turn. And I try to explain,
Irrisitable attraction on an orbital plane.
Or maybe it's more like a moth to the flame.
But around her the night... Read More
Oh yes!
Only 15 days left till our holiday.
Fuck this Sydney winter shit, right the fuck off!
3 weeks on a Yacht, sailing round the Mentawai's, Java, Lombok, Lembongan, Bali and Sumbawa with 6 of my best mates.
Some flying from as far as Ireland to make it down for this epic journey of biblical proportions.
I'll be boming such unforgivable breaks as Skar... Read More