I really don't understand people at times.
I was in a newsagents, queueing to buy some chocolate. The girl in front of me approached the counter, 20 note in hand.
"Excuse me" said the girl "I'd like a 20 top up card for my phone"
"Sorry" said the checkout girl "we only have 10 cards left"
"Oh" came the dejected reply "Ok, i'll have one...
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I was in a newsagents, queueing to buy some chocolate. The girl in front of me approached the counter, 20 note in hand.
"Excuse me" said the girl "I'd like a 20 top up card for my phone"
"Sorry" said the checkout girl "we only have 10 cards left"
"Oh" came the dejected reply "Ok, i'll have one...
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Well, the good news is I get completely spaced out on Boots own-branded super strength decongestant tablets and it is completely legal. I was giggling for most of this afternoon and couldn't tell my work colleagues why.
Tha bad news is they are beginning to wear off and I am all lethargic and bunged up again. Blurgh.
Also, we have been surrounded by fog for...
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Tha bad news is they are beginning to wear off and I am all lethargic and bunged up again. Blurgh.
Also, we have been surrounded by fog for...
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6underground:
mmm must get me some Boots own-branded super strength decongestant tablets if they space you out.... 
the question is, did the tablets actually help in the end?
the question is, did the tablets actually help in the end?
leola:
Go for their caffiene pills next - it's so fun!
I am shocked at the number of rude and downright filthy words this girl knows.
Much fun was had at work on friday, finding out......
Much fun was had at work on friday, finding out......
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slavewire:
filthy words?? i have her talking whole sentences!! by the time i'm done, she'll be narrating filthy sex stories.
and i can have her (or him!?) talkin in greek too! (which i'm fluent in..) great stuff to pass the time with while at work. i thank you.
and yes, we are all going dancing! anyone who refuses to dance will get a slap!
and i can have her (or him!?) talkin in greek too! (which i'm fluent in..) great stuff to pass the time with while at work. i thank you.
and yes, we are all going dancing! anyone who refuses to dance will get a slap!
snowballinhell:
Ciel has gone again 
Monday night was pizza night. With, it turns out, a bijou unexpected difference.
I phoned Pizza Hut, to be greeted on the phone by Ginger. "Oh, MRO, it's you. I recognise your voice. Would you like the usual?"
"Yes" quoth I, "and I am remarkably hungry so can you throw in some chicken wings?"
"No problem, it'll be ready in about 15 minutes"
Hurrah (I...
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I phoned Pizza Hut, to be greeted on the phone by Ginger. "Oh, MRO, it's you. I recognise your voice. Would you like the usual?"
"Yes" quoth I, "and I am remarkably hungry so can you throw in some chicken wings?"
"No problem, it'll be ready in about 15 minutes"
Hurrah (I...
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almostfamous:
oh come on, that's funny
solipsistic:
The human body is a miracle!
[Edited on Mar 04, 2006 6:46PM]
The human body is a miracle!
[Edited on Mar 04, 2006 6:46PM]
Hmmmmm.
I have a strong desire to go snowboarding.
I have a strong desire to go snowboarding.
It's Pancake Day tomorrow!
I get to toss my batter round the kitchen
I get to toss my batter round the kitchen
rainwolfkin:
(left you a comment in your previous journal.)
pancake day, otherwise known to an american as fat tuesday (mardi gras)?
pancake day, otherwise known to an american as fat tuesday (mardi gras)?
rainwolfkin:
like i would fight you off? every other day for exercise? how about at least once a day. exercise is good. 
Yesterday, I spent the entire day lugging furniture and boxes around the office. I only did it because of the offer of free pizza for lunch.
I can tell I haven't been to the gym for over a year - every single muscle aches, including one which I didn't know existed until today when it started to ache and throb (not that muscle, you dirty...
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I can tell I haven't been to the gym for over a year - every single muscle aches, including one which I didn't know existed until today when it started to ache and throb (not that muscle, you dirty...
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rainwolfkin:
sex is good exercise. and much more fun than the gym
rainwolfkin:
right. i see why you opt for the gym then. i'm a bit more expensive to water and feed than 38 per month.
My beloved work colleagues have been calling me PC recently.
PC???
Hmmm. "PC, so-and-so is on the phone for you".
Furthermore, whenever I address one of them they have taken to replying "....Yes, your Highness..."
Me? A Highness????
I only found out today what they were referring to:
PC = Prince Charming. It transpires someone has made an association between my long hair and the...
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PC???
Hmmm. "PC, so-and-so is on the phone for you".
Furthermore, whenever I address one of them they have taken to replying "....Yes, your Highness..."
Me? A Highness????
I only found out today what they were referring to:
PC = Prince Charming. It transpires someone has made an association between my long hair and the...
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rainwolfkin:
hahaha! prince charming!
this is the real reason you grew your hair out isn't it?
your lady friend certainly likes the long locks though, so i guess it worked.
this is the real reason you grew your hair out isn't it?
your lady friend certainly likes the long locks though, so i guess it worked.
randomrockstar:
Awww...That's really cute...or something just like it. At work, they call me Little Bear. One of my captians, Matt, made it up one day. He said that I was all cute and cuddly looking and people just wanted to hug me and all that, but when they got close I'd claw their eyeballs out...It's sad but true.
And if I had to choose a way to get strep throat, then making out with Alex would be my very first choice
And if I had to choose a way to get strep throat, then making out with Alex would be my very first choice
I am
very
very
drunk
very
very
drunk
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rainwolfkin:
its true. a lover. i'm mad about him. he's wonderful. i think you 2 would get on well.
rainwolfkin:
ah yes. that would be one of those embarassing things i've done while horrendously drunk.
its not what you think though. i had been talking about how lovely you smell. (people must think i'm creepy)
its not what you think though. i had been talking about how lovely you smell.
(people must think i'm creepy)I am not at work today. Instead, I have been lounging around Casa MRO, popping out briefly to enjoy the sunny weather. For some reason, though, I keep being reminded of an old Eurythmics song - "Here comes the Rain again"
I can't imagine why.....
I can't imagine why.....
snowballinhell:
Dirty boy
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
[Edited on Feb 19, 2006 6:59PM]
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
[Edited on Feb 19, 2006 6:59PM]
shame i had to meet you guys on my lonesome without my girl..
boo! back to masturbation for me then, i guess.