Who would have thought driving to B&Q would be so stressful? Stupid learner drivers. Sometimes I think I should have been born with more middle fingers...
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Mfft....
I was so sleepy this morning, I meant to spray my underarm with Lynx and I missed, spraying my ear instead.
I was so sleepy this morning, I meant to spray my underarm with Lynx and I missed, spraying my ear instead.
rainwolfkin:
did you have ladies trying to sniff your ear all day?
*grumble*
For the last six months or so my life has been hectic, but in a good way. Work has been busy busy busy, I have been seen Rain a lot (
) and I have been happy. Things have been very good indeed.
Yet this morning, completely out of the blue, I woke up and wondered if I could really be bothered going in...
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For the last six months or so my life has been hectic, but in a good way. Work has been busy busy busy, I have been seen Rain a lot (
) and I have been happy. Things have been very good indeed.
Yet this morning, completely out of the blue, I woke up and wondered if I could really be bothered going in...
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rainwolfkin:
i had that flu and death hung around mine as well. i think he's gone now though. must have decided a short stint in the channel islands would be nice...be careful you, and get well! 
refreshing change...why don't you start up your own business, maybe one that involves making those millions that you want, travelling, and perhaps a hot naked nymphomaniac on your arm...erm, or elsewhere...?
i've heard and women starting up businesses in the UK get lots of help for some reason, but you aren't a lady, are you? hmmm, maybe i'll start a business and make millions....
refreshing change...why don't you start up your own business, maybe one that involves making those millions that you want, travelling, and perhaps a hot naked nymphomaniac on your arm...erm, or elsewhere...?
i've heard and women starting up businesses in the UK get lots of help for some reason, but you aren't a lady, are you? hmmm, maybe i'll start a business and make millions....
Did you know that, given the current price of copper on the LME, a 2p piece is actually worth just under 3p because of it's scrap metal value? 
rainwolfkin:
time to trade in all those pennies, eh?
snowballinhell:
Where can I trade all mine in then? 
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
Well, how bizarre.
Last weekend I went to London and stumbled across my first ever SGUK meet, but then again you all know that already because I met you there. It's quite strange being faced with writing a journal entry for people who already know the punchline to my tales.
Neverteless, I shall tell you that I met up with Rainwolfkin (of course!), Slavewire and...
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Last weekend I went to London and stumbled across my first ever SGUK meet, but then again you all know that already because I met you there. It's quite strange being faced with writing a journal entry for people who already know the punchline to my tales.
Neverteless, I shall tell you that I met up with Rainwolfkin (of course!), Slavewire and...
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rainwolfkin:
well, i for one would rather ride you for 2.5 hours rather than british rail. trains are boring.
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littleaardvark:
Wow. You have more of a minimalist friends list than me!!!
Was nice to meet you this weekend. Hope the journey home was ok. I know what those Sunday trains to Southampton are like....
Was nice to meet you this weekend. Hope the journey home was ok. I know what those Sunday trains to Southampton are like....
snowballinhell:
Was good to finally meet you on Saturday 
rainwolfkin tells me I grabbed your bum
I'm sorry, I really don't remember too much about the later part of the evening, I was too busy trying to get back to my room to die 
Hope to see you again!
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
rainwolfkin tells me I grabbed your bum
I'm sorry, I really don't remember too much about the later part of the evening, I was too busy trying to get back to my room to die
Hope to see you again!
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
Holy crap, I can't believe it's Thursday already. That means it's May next week!
I was driving past the Grand Hotel on Sunday (yes, it's been that long since I have made time to update my journal) whilst on my way to the Dump when I espied some roadworks. Good, thought I, my tax-paying pounds are being put to good use by sponsoring a hole...
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I was driving past the Grand Hotel on Sunday (yes, it's been that long since I have made time to update my journal) whilst on my way to the Dump when I espied some roadworks. Good, thought I, my tax-paying pounds are being put to good use by sponsoring a hole...
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almostfamous:
i thought you lived in jersey so you didn't have to pay taxes
*yawn* I am absolutely knackered this morning. My best mate has just bought his first house with his wife and I have been helping them both move in. So many boxes being lifted up and down stairs! I am in for more of this same today too - today we get to smash up the granite fireplace and rip up floorboards...... *yawwwwnnnnn*
Here's a little...
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Here's a little...
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leola:
You should have floored the bitch. I hate teenagers.
You're coming to London for drinkies soon? Well, nice one... and about time too! Let me know - will be fun!
I'm not going to credit your 24 related question with an answer.
You're coming to London for drinkies soon? Well, nice one... and about time too! Let me know - will be fun!
I'm not going to credit your 24 related question with an answer.
snowballinhell:
I hear you may be coming to London the weekend I am having pre-birthday drinkies 
I'd have sworn at the girl, asked her loudly what the fuck she was doing and told her that if she had been a bloke you'd have punched her lights out. Bitch! What did Mark do? That was SO uncalled for!
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
I'd have sworn at the girl, asked her loudly what the fuck she was doing and told her that if she had been a bloke you'd have punched her lights out. Bitch! What did Mark do? That was SO uncalled for!
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
I have a new nickname at work. My beloved colleagues have taken to calling me Van Helsing, on account of the multitude of vampire bite-like hickeys covering my neck. Still, I had an absolutely fantastic weekend so I don't care
Ooh ooh ooh, I met Ciel today and finally introduced myself. Unfortunately, I was a little stressed and hyper so I doubt I made much...
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Ooh ooh ooh, I met Ciel today and finally introduced myself. Unfortunately, I was a little stressed and hyper so I doubt I made much...
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leola:
I'm shocked. Speechless. You're a disgrace. Both of you.
I'm shocked. Speechless. You're a disgrace. Both of you.
rainwolfkin:
i know your tricks, evil mro! you want me to by too busy cleaning sand out of the carpets all day so i won't get bored and consider using the postman to entertain me.
on a more serious note, i think you are right. i really want some stability and security, and transition periods (like graduating) lack those things.
anyway, i need to focus on my studies for the time being. and then build up a small bit of courage for whatever else is out there. (you and puppies! )
on a more serious note, i think you are right. i really want some stability and security, and transition periods (like graduating) lack those things.
anyway, i need to focus on my studies for the time being. and then build up a small bit of courage for whatever else is out there. (you and puppies!
) I just got my arse kicked at Speed. I have a sneaking suspicion that rainwolfkin has played it before. Have you seen how she shuffles cards? Too much of a pro for my liking.
So, how are things in your world?
So, how are things in your world?
snowballinhell:
Are you and your sexy lady able to make it to my birthday bash next month???? Please???
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
waldo_jeffers:
Greetings!!
Long time no speak. What have you been up to lately?
Long time no speak. What have you been up to lately?
How have you been honey?