mro

I have managed to sun burn my lips.

I popped down to the beach after work yesterday and lounged around in a far-off corner, away from the madding crowd. I did this mainly because I had no desire to be disturbed by small children screaming and throwing sand, but also partly because I need to practise my sunbathe-posing.

I have seen other men sunbathe-posing. They kind of lay on one side, propped up on their elbow and look cool. The sexy ladies in their bikinis flock to said poser, giggle, flash their boobies and leave together, no doubt for hot and sweaty rampant sex.

So I tried out a little sunbathe-posing. I succeeded in burning my lips, chafing my elbow raw and getting sand in a certain part of my body which shouldn't be explored by anything, let alone sand. Somehow, I don't feel I am cut out for this.....