mro

as an animal lover, i feel the need to advise you not to sacrifice the goat.

as an alternative, you can strip off all of your clothes, dance around in the sun like hippies do, and eat chocolate all day. it's a good day for it because the chocolate will probably get all melty and get all over you. some girls like that.

and if you get really into it, you can continue the dance all through the full moon. or, alternatively, you can get dressed up like a werewolf, meet up with some work colleagues, do a bit of shagging and regret it the next day. that's always fun during the full moon.

Thin clothes - yup. Works for me. But I feel like it's more than that somehow. I get friskier when there's more sun around, skantily clad women or no...

As for goat offerings, I'd recommend as an alternative perhaps a naked jaunt in a fine Jersey field with some birds you pulled at a local wine bar? (With the exception of the Jersey field - it was actually Victoria Street, opposite New Scotland Yard, circa 1989 - I can personally recommend it.)